MinkyDinky said:Its kinda killing me at the moment - there is a whole pizza's worth of different slices in the kitchen behind me and I have just had a good 10 minute battle in my head that went a little something like this -
Nose 'oooh whats that delicious smell in here??'
Brain *Er, No. Don't even bother*
Tongue 'Go on..... you know how good its going to taste when you bite in to that cheesy, meaty dougheyness'
Brain *Tongue, do one will yer mate, it isn't going to be 'all that' when you bite into it. Remember your IBS and you don't want to upset your tummy*
Tummy 'GET. THAT. PIZZA. IN. YOU. NOW'
Brain *You, dear old tummy hush up, you don't want the cramps, constipation and cr@ps that will follow*
Unlogical side of Brain 'Go on, just one slice! No one will know, you don't have to put the syns on here, you don't have to eat it in front of any one! Look at that nice quiet corner where we can sit and eat in perfect harmony'
Me *OH FFS!!!! Just don't Frigging do it! MAN! How freaking hard can it be to not want to eat something?!*
Yeah, so its been playing around in my head for a little while and if I didn't come and distract myself by writing it down (bizarre I know....) then I would have given in I think.
Instead, going to have a cup of tea, 3 Rich tea fingers and a salt and vinegar rice cake (possibly another banana or finish off my grapes) which should distract me until I finish and then I am going to race home, make a huge yummy dinner to satisfy and then do an air fist poundy thing that they do in the movies to celebrate my not eating the pizza.
I CANNOT GIVE IN!!!!
Hahaha! Love it!!!