Ha it's mad isn't it how they are so fricking messy just like getting dressed!!! With Steve after he's got ready for work the scene I see is .... His drawer open and socks half falling out......other drawer open with some tips hanging out .... Bed not made even though he was the last one in there!!! Controller on the floor.... Drawer were his deodorant etc left open .... Into the ensuite .... Toothpaste in the sink still ... Toothpaste lid not on properly .... And his glass of water from night before on the bedside table!! And how long does it take for me to rectify this mess .... Two minutes .... SO WHYYYYY CAN'T HE DO IT!!!! Argh lol xxxxx
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Ah see Emma, that's where you've gone wrong.. You've been doing it!!!! Altho I did pick up all Jono's clothes, almost his whole wardrobe I wreckon, off our bedroom floor on Sunday.. But that's coz he has a broken arm.. But I gave him a good giving out... Usually I just whinge n moan n complain n give out til he has enough n gets n does it...
Altho I did go up for my shower lastnight, into our room to get my stuff together and the bed had
some of his clothes back on it.. I went down n said "are you tryna b funny?" He was like "what? what did i do?" I said "you left yer f*cking clothes all on the bed AGAIN after me tidying it up yesterday" He was up like a hot snot tidying them up WITH AN APOLOGY!!!!!!! I think I've had a breakthrough....
And quite fitting for this convo ....
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Ha ha.. LOVE IT... So saving this pic for later to show him
Ralph's got a habit of going for a pooh then a shower after I've just cleaned the toilet and bath, he leaves skids in the toilet and gross man slime in the bath and never cleans it after himself. He'll also walk in from the back with muddy boots after I've cleaned the kitchen floor and make toast after I've wiped the work surfaces over and he won't use a chopping board (I have 8) he'll just do it on the side. He's a big minger!!!
OMG Tracy.. he done this (the skids) ONCE when we moved in.. I don't think he'll do it again!!!
In fact, he had a very proud moment only Saturday where he came to me post poo and said "see? I'm learnin'... I waited n checked the toilet when I was finished to make sure there was no marks.. Amn't (typical Irish talk..) I good?"
I was like "Aw well done babe... It only took 20 odd years"
But all the rest he does.. not quite got thru that yet.. But little steps right?!
Literally think all men are the same!! Steve does the old sh*t shower shave so all that PLUS blooming shavings in the sink and on the glass shelf above the sink!! Er hello!! I JUST cleaned there!!! Swear if I lived on my own it would be blooming spotless!!! Even the puppy is tidier than him!!! Men!!! All useless!!! Haha
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OMG Emma.. The beard shavings... OMG... HOW THE F*CK can one shave produce so much shavings???? I can just about see my sink when he's finished.. And WHY can't they clean up after them?? Like, that's not a mess you can miss.. As for tooth brush/paste... I'm so close to shuving them where the sun don't shine I tell ya....