my new love affair with dukan ... i hope it lasts !!

[ellie1969]

well i think you should mrs grey lol

 

[sididd]

Morning Charly, I've sent you a bottle of our Freddies baby oil so now just book your train ticket, and have some fun lol,

 

[Jojo25]

Oh Charly how exciting, love hearing you sound positively beaming you go for it girl & break a few chandeliers while you're at it ! X

 

[debbielerwill]

you are letting your hair down thats for sure

Don't hold back girl!x

 

[charly1979]

well dukan is driving me nuts ... want to eat chocolate!! want to eat chocolate (said in the voice of a darlik) so instead i am eating tuna out the tin and pickled onions! hmmmm is it really a substitute????? xxx

 

[Paulinegin]

well dukan is driving me nuts ... want to eat chocolate!! want to eat chocolate (said in the voice of a darlik) so instead i am eating tuna out the tin and pickled onions! hmmmm is it really a substitute????? xxx

Bet you can't tell the difference really ...

P x

 

[ceridwen]

Well done for resisting the Dalek voices in your head!

 

[charly1979]

thanks ceri! and no ofcourse not pauline i have no taste buds and chocolate and pickled onions taste the same to me now!!! yes and pigs fly and my life is perfect and i weigh 7 stone!!! and am a sexy curvy size 8 with mega huge boobs! lol !!!! seriously i was gagging for chocolate, so so so badly, am over it now! altho now the pickled onions are calling me! xx

 

[charly1979]

caved in ... eating pickled onions!

 

[charly1979]

omg something i just noticed in the mirror on the way out the toilet .... when i tense my stomach muscles you can see it now, i have visable muscles OMG!!!

 

[dukannotsofatty]

YAY good for you charly.........bet you keep doing it now though don't you. Finding the mirrors so you can tense.

I nearly caved and had a single malteser today. Was putting some in dishes for hubby and daughter and thought oooo just one. But I resisted. Phew. Gonna have a hot choc drink in a minute.

 

[charly1979]

ha h ahow did you know my mum has a cabinet in the front room keep tensing and then looking past the ornaments to my reflection, my mum said about 20 minutes ago "charlotte please stop doing that"!!!! lol x she is in bed now thankfully so she cannot see me!!

 

[dukannotsofatty]

LOL charly, cos thats the sort of thing I would do. Its bad enough sitting on loo and keep squeezing my tummy thinking....its def going down, not as much there LOL.

 

[charly1979]

OMG i do that and i have a tatoo on my thigh my belly used to touch it when i sat on the loo so i use it as a marker to see how much i have lost!! i just cracked up when i read that!!!! xxxx

 

[charly1979]

the toilet test!!!

 

[sididd]

Yep love the toilet test to....love my bum not hanging over the sides TMI lol

 

[ellie1969]

lol

 

[charly1979]

we are all laughing ... cos we all do it!!! i thought i was the only one, so so so funny x

 

[dukannotsofatty]

Oh charly def one for the 'things only a dukaneer can understand' toilet test....love it. Esp the tattoo bit. I realised the fatty apron wasn't as low whilst i was in the shower today, didn't need to move as much out of the way for the water to reach the thighs LOL.

My daughter pointed at my sides/hips the other day and when I said what are you doing, she said, thats going down too mummy. LOL.

 

[Paulinegin]

My daughter pointed at my sides/hips the other day and when I said what are you doing, she said, thats going down too mummy. LOL.

P x