Rainbow is leaving SW again! x

[rainbow]

I bet that was a sight and a half! x lol (literally) x

 

[Melanie]

Yes - in fact I may be mentally scarred by the whole thing. It could be why I ate too much - maybe I thought I could distract people from looking at my skanky shoes by having to look at my massive a**e!

 

[rainbow]

now that sounds logical to me! I wonder what I could blame being fat on....... apart from eating way too much! x

 

[Melanie]

Oooh no - remember, its never your fault, you should always look for someone else to blame!!!!!!

 

[rainbow]

Oooh no - remember, its never your fault, you should always look for someone else to blame!!!!!!

thanks for the advice, I'll get thinking! Unfortunately I have to rule my other half out as I was almost at my biggest when I met him!!! x

 

[emski]

In a tiny place no one's heard of called Waterfoot in Rossendale. Poor better half.
Mind you, my mum used to get my shoes from a place called Tommy Balls in Blackburn - all the shoes were strung together with string tied through holes in the backs so you had to walk like a penguin when you tried them on, then all your shoes had holes in them to start with anyway!

I have heard of it... my mum lives in Haslingden.. she used to live in Rawtenstall

 

[Melanie]

Please tell me you didn't get your clothes bought at cheap petes emski?

 

[rainbow]

did ya Ems, did ya?!? x

 

[emski]

Nah.. but I live with a cheap Pete

 

[Melanie]

Must've been one of the posh kids who got clothes from a proper shop!!!

 

[rainbow]

she's a classy bird is our ems x

 

[emski]

Why fanks mate

 

[rainbow]

welcome, you are. Have you tried your party outfit on recently? x

 

[emski]

Yes.. the only problem I have is the boobage area.. but may solve that with a little bolero type thing and decent underwear, or just buy another dress x

 

[rainbow]

at least you have two options, if you dont find another dress then underwear and a bolero should be easy enough to come by. what shoes/accessories are you wearing? whats your daughter wearing? x

 

[emski]

Off to london the weekend before for SHOPPING..

Not sure what my daughter is wearing.. we have the dress you sent here for her try on when she comes down the day before the party. We have a couple of other options too.. its hard when you dont know sizes etc.

 

[rainbow]

You'll defo get fixed up in London then for finishing touches xxx

 

[rainbow]

went to Whitby and Goathland today (I love it there and as an avid Heartbeat fan I get very excited!) Anyways on the way up we stopped on the top of the moors to look at the scenery and let the dog stretch his legs and to do that we had to cross the road (as a lot of people were doing) it was quite a busy road, so we waited for a gap in the traffic, anyhoo as we were crossing I fell over and landed right on my knee (and it bled, even through my tights and jeans!) and now its swollen and sore and I probably looked a right prick! My poor dad bless him, rushed to pick me up (well not pick me up as I weigh 15 odd stone) as poor OH looked on as he was holding the dog! xxx

 

[rainbow]

heres some photos of the day

 

[victoria sponge]

oh poor you hows the knee feeling now??now i know why ive never watched the restaurant ohs hogging the tv watching trafic cops GREAT..havent yet filled in your gas thing but will do soon..nice pics