rosie's Diary:- the good, bad nd downright ugly!

[Louise24]

Aww hun, I'm so sorry to hear that, fingers crossed it's nothing to worry about. You're going for a mammogram, according to my mum it's a bit uncomfortable, but at least you'll get answers.

My mum had bc in 2005 so if you've got any questions, I'll be happy to answer them, and I'm sure lots of other people on here have been through similar and can offer advice.

Big hugs hun xxx

 

[rosinakathleen]

Thanks, Loo!
Bin to hosp today as they had a cancellation and got the all-clear!
Woo-hoo!!!
Dh had a blubber and pretended he had something in his eye!
Asked me if it hurt when they squashed my boob, so I told him I would smack his "baubles" between 2 bricks so he could feel what it was like but he refused for some reason!!!

Anyway joke of the day -
A man is making love to his new girlfriend when he notice a photo of a man on her bedside table
He asks "Is that your ex hubby?"
"No" she replies
"Well, is it an old boyfriend?"
"No, silly!" she says
"Dad or brother?"
"No, no!" she answers
"Well who the bloody hell is it then?" he demands

She replies, "It's me, six months ago!".....

 

[rosinakathleen]

Shhhhh!
Got a hang-over!!!
so flying visit before I have coffee and fag!
joke of the day -
Being British is about driving in a Greman car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home grabbing an Indian curry, or a Turkish kebab.
Then sitting on a Swedish sofa, watching American tv shows on a Japanese tv.
And most of all being suspicious of anything foreign!
Oh and... only in Britain can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain do banks leave their doors open and chain the pens to the counter.
Supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for perscriptions, while healthy people get their fags at the front!!
We may be proud to be British but we're funny b*ggers!

 

[krupskaya]

Really glad you got the all-clear Rosie. You and hubby must be so relieved. Loving the jokes by the way! X

 

[rosinakathleen]

my son is driving me mad!!!!
He has a chest infection at the mo, and is on anti-biotics to clear it up, and they're making him cough phlegm up!
That's ok but he stay on a chair near the loo in case he has a coughing fit and need to spit it out.
So every time I need a wee it's like having a bouncer on the loo door!!!
Due to him being off school I had a quiet day in and sorted out all our old towels and bed linen. Lovely!

Well, joke of the day -
I went to the doctors today.
I said "Do you treat alcoholics?"
He said "Yes, of course I do."
So I said " Any chance of taking me for a pint then, I'm skint!"

 

[krupskaya]

Another cracker! LMAO! Hope your son is feeling better soon. X

 

[rosinakathleen]

Well, son is still off school so today I sorted out the kitchen cupboards!
I don't know why I need 8 tins of baked beans, 9 tins of mushy peas, 6 packets of instant mash, 5 tins of salmon, 12 tins of tuna and umpteen tins of soup!
But will make an effort to use them this week, so should save a fortune on the shopping bill!
I re-joined a sw class tonight, and the biggest shock was that their scales weighed me at the same weight as the ones my nursey use!
So I haven't got to go thro' all the rigmarol of changing my stats on here.

Ok, joke of the day-

A Jehovas' witness gave me an Advent Calendar last year.
The first door I opened there were two of them standing behind it!!!

 

[rosinakathleen]

Son back to school today - Yaaay!
Went to college for my course and afterwards went for a coffee with some of the other students.
Got home and decided to start moving the furniture in the bedroom, then gave up and left a mess for dh to clean up!

Joke of the day -

The Grim Reaper came for me last night and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.....

Talk about Dyson with death!!

 

[rainbow]

Hey hun - sorry to hear bout your scare, I didnt take a breath between the post of you discoverin the lump and the all clear so luckily there wasnt lots of posts in between xxx

 

[rosinakathleen]

Thanks, Rainbow! I didn't get much time to absorb it all, either!
It all happened, and ended, so fast!

My son has now given me and dh the lurgy, and we in bed at the mo, coughing and snotting and sneezing!
Ds is perfectly ok now, and is laughing at us two!
So we got a bell and ring it every time we need something, which works out at about one ring every 10 mins!

We have juice to stop us coughing, tissues to wipe the snot, Vic to rub on chests, tunes to help us breathe more easily, and last but not least, the electric blanket is on low!!!

Right, joke of the day -

I saw a sign at the local hospital the other day that read:- Family Planning, use rear entrance........

 

[rosinakathleen]

Well, the man flu really hit us with a vengence!!!
Both me and dh got prescribed anti biotics, and only really started to feel better yesterday.
I dragged myself to sw class tonight, and have lost 7lb!!!
I know thats over 10 days, not 7, and also coz we just couldn't face eating!!!!
So a good first week back at class and long may it continue!

Right, joke of the day -

Night prayer-

Dear God,
thank you for making me healthy, but can you also make me sexy?
If you can't, please make all my friends fat!
Amen.

 

[Louise24]

Wow 7lbs is fantastic hun, well done, but shame you've been so poorly, hope you're feeling better now? xx

 

[Jane R]

Congratulations on your amazing weight loss! Hope you feel better soon.
Jane X

 

[Twizzle]

Hope u r feeling better now.

 

[rosinakathleen]

well, after the "man flu" came back with a vengence, i'm finally feeling about 80% better today.
I think all the excitement of the last few weeks finally caught up with me and I just couldn't seem to shake the bloody flu off!
Dh was quite worried as I was in bed all day for several days, and he dragged me to the dr's where I was prescribed anti-depressants.
They seem to be working as I feel more like my old self, rather than the whingy b*tch I had suddenly become!
Hope you have all avoided the lurgy that seem to be making the rounds, and here's my joke of the day - tho' I can't laugh at the mo as it sends me into a convulsion of coughing!!

After a visit to a house of ill repute, a man notices a lump on his willy so goes to the doc.
"Thats serious" says the doc, "You know how boxers get cauliflower ears?"
"Yes" says the man, nervously.
"Well, you've got a Brothel Sprout!"

 

[Louise24]

Hi hun, glad you are feeling more like yourself today, how are those little chickens getting on? Do they lay eggs yet? x