Smelly Elle's fantastic diary: Weight Loss? What Weight Loss?

awwww Abz! how very lovely of you. HOWEVER haha, i took off the ones from my 21st bday because i looked just AWFUL. and my first year of uni...when i was a stone heavier than the ones you've seen.... they are pretty bad lol. it's easy to pick and choose on facebook with the whole tagging system thing :p

Puggs, yeah, CHEERS for that:p

Right, we all ready for an update??...
 
*News Update*

Elena nearly fell off the scales this morning when she had the shock of her life. After a good few toilet breaks yesterday *ahem* (perhaps there was something wrong with something she ate?) it seems that Elena has hit, yes HIT her target of 12st 6lb, 25 bmi, even though yesterday she went a bit overboard, consumed a few too many after 8's and waffled down a couple of special greek biscuits that her nan did make for Christmas... Elena will be available to comment once she has finished flying around Walsall and come down from the sky. (Incredibly, there appears to be a snowman with her, holding her hand.)

*end of update*
xxx
 
Thanks abz! I'm a bit nervous with it all - have the scales got it wrong? I just don't know lol. Anyway I wont be changing any tickers etc till next week anyway. give me a chance to, well, balance i suppose lol. I think it has a bit to do with fasting - you know, me not eating meat atm. Well anyway, we'll see what the scales say for next friday. But for now, i'm very happy :D Just remembered...

*News Update*

Last night Elena had an argument with her mother over her weight loss. It seems that Elena, who has been trying to lose weight for 6 months now, JUST CAN'T BLOODY WIN! Her mother, a fiftysomething year old mother of three, accused Elena of "losing too much weight", after many years of telling her "you need to lose some weight." Apparently, Elena's mother can now do "this!" with her cheeks, although Elena and neither one of her two sisters are quite able to understand what "this!" actually means. Elena informed her mother that she intends to lose another stone, actually, and that she should just deal with it, to which her mother replied with a sort of wailing sound. Whether her mother will speak normal English again remains to be seen...:p

*end of update*

grrrrrrrrrrr...
xxx
 
oh elle. it must be so frustrating. well you have the medical profession on your side. in a stone's time you'll be smack back in the middle of a healthy bmi.

how's it feel to be 'normal'? :D

abz xx
 
Abz, you hit bmi 25 and all of a sudden you start sprouting bones in areas of your body you just didn't know you had them!! :p Lol... I DID wake up feeling thinner but other than that, it's quite the same. I'm still looking at myself thinking i look fat...although today for the first time i'm not, i'm HEALTHY. that will take a week to come to terms which, by which time the scales may go up a couple of notches lol.

...to be fair to myself, i shall save general excitement until perhaps i've gone to 12st 3/4lb. And until after christmas, if i can remain within healthy bmi... How will i do that, how? i just dont know!! haha. But i've done it, i've got to healthy at least once before the end of the year :) i'm happy. :) And couldn't have done it without any of you, you sexy young things ;) xxx
 
Elle,

Your pics are cool :D
 
Her mother, a fiftysomething year old mother of three, accused Elena of "losing too much weight", after many years of telling her "you need to lose some weight."

Heh! Many well meaning people will often chime in after one has lost weight and comment on how one doesn't need to ose any more, etc, etc...as long as you're happy and feeling healthy, it has nowt to do with them...really...has it?! I know how you feel, keep it up, you've done amazingly well...another stone is not going to make you emaciated I am sure, stick to your guns and run run run!

Way to go!
 
Hey you. Well done on the loss, and getting to a BMI of 25. :D

Love the pics too! x x :p
 
jules, ellie and cahching - thanks to all of you :D ooh, it's quite exciting actually having people commenting on my diary!!! yay :D xxx
 
eeeeeelllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeee. i'm really booooooooooooooooored. and my head huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurts. can you tell i'm in a whiny mood. and here i am at work nodding and smiling and playing puppet. i want to go to bed. am off to a friend's house after work. as long as she has coffee i will do just fine!!

abz xx
 
sorry i wasn't here for company Abz i was doing housework/watching strictly/showering/eating WAY TOO MANY chocs at my friends house. :S she had revels...that's all i'm saying. but ok, i allowed myself to go a bit crazy... im not upset. just have to move on.

in other news, i cant use my car anymore till it gets fixed - the brakes have messed up. when i press them they hiss like air is escaping and the pedal goes all the way down and hits the floor of the car unless i'm very careful. driving back from tamworth was a tad dangerous... i've googled it and think it's a vacuum leak in the power brake booster - it needs to be replaced. so that's another expense. and it needs to be fixed before wed or else i'll miss my hair appointment! AND im not here on monday and tuesday AND it's another expense lol. grrrrrr... it's ok, my mum's going to ring the mechanic and see if he'll come round on monday or tuesday and fix it. fingers crossed i come back to find my car in fully working order. xxx
 
Feeling rubbish. Too many chocolates. Too much food. I'm too scared to go on the scales and see the damage....

Grrrr i'm so stupid sometimes...

xxx xxx
 
Feeling rubbish. Too many chocolates. Too much food. I'm too scared to go on the scales and see the damage....

Grrrr i'm so stupid sometimes...

xxx xxx

Aaaaw bless, we all do it! Don't worry!
 
aw honey. don't worry about it. just don't overcompensate. you'll be fine. any damage will drop off again in no time :) enjoy life honey. it's too short for stressing about one day. as long as it isn't every day you'll be sorted :)

abz xx
 
Have a Lovely
Christmas
Elle
x
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