Smelly Elle's fantastic diary: Weight Loss? What Weight Loss?

[Gemstone]

He'd be mugged by Morris Dancers waving sticks Abz :whoopass:

 

[abz]

hee. he may be at that gem but then kilts are sexy... morris dancers aren't, despite the skills...

abz xx

 

[BREN]

Where is this girl?

 

[Taz]

Evening Bren! No idea, she seems to have forgotten about us

 

[Gemstone]

hee. he may be at that gem but then kilts are sexy... morris dancers aren't, despite the skills...

abz xx

I've met some sexy morris dancers in my time - ooo... and all that flexibility

 

[Gemstone]

Oh and didn't you know Abz - morris dancing and fertility rites go hand in hand so you could say they are closer to source than men in kilts x

 

[Jim]

WHERE IS ELLE!

 

[abz]

i texted her but got no response hope she's ok...

 

[Taz]

I saw her on FB earlier. She is definately out there somewhere!

 

[elle2585]

Hello all! I am alive! I've been saving the whales, solving third world debt and conspiring to bring back the dodo. Aside from that, my weight loss has been terrible. In fact, things have been going the wrong way. I went past 13st again and just couldn't bring myself to come on here. I probably still am there but I haven't checked really. I've been trying, and I'm still going to classes. But my main failure is with bread. I'm going to reclaim my Paul Mckenna CD and try that again.

I'm sorry everyone, I know I owe you all a massive apology. You guys are the best and are always there for me. And I just seem like I'm ignoring you. I'm not, I'm actually busier than I have been in a long time, not only with work, but this twitter has given me lots of opportunities and I'm currently trying to write a funny piece of spoof news which I'm hoping will make it into a magazine called Mustard.

Also, Abz, did get your test hun. But I left my phone at my aunty's since Sunday and only retrieved it this morning. Sorry about that. How are the wedding plans going?

I was going to write this earlier at work but I seem to have a stomach bug so I had to leave. I've been feeling dizzy and sick, it's been 'orrible. Boohoohoo.

xxx xxx xxx

 

[Gemstone]

Hi Elle - at last!!! Great to see you posting again. Don't worry - you're not the only one having trouble since Christmas. My squatters are still having a party in there - I've only managed to kick five of them out in the cold and the others are hanging on in there!

 

[abz]

ha. well i still have a few to kick to the curb since christmas too. my body won't go below 14 stone have been through ww and am now doing sw and i still keep going to 14st 0.5lb and then back up to 14st 6 overnight. i think my scales are getting more and more sadistic

it's great to have you back honey if only for a short while

abz xx

 

[Taz]

Hey Elle good to see you! I think we are all battling with the scales at the moment. I managed to actually lose for 3 weeks in a row but that roll will come to an abrupt end today!

 

[Jim]

Hi elle, sounds like your super busy.

 

[Gemstone]

Psst...... Jim..... Do you thing she noticed we hyjacked her thread while she was away?

 

[Jim]

53 posts? well maybe Gem. LOL

 

[Gemstone]

53 was it? Hmm.... Don't think we'll get away with that one then!!!

 

[Jim]

LMAO. No, then again, it looks like our elle is not very observants.

 

[Gemstone]

Too busy perhaps!

 

[Jim]

and not well last night.