Smelly Elle's fantastic diary: Weight Loss? What Weight Loss?

[nexangelus]

Elle the real life comedy stuff sounds fab, WAY TO GO! If you are good at something go for it...wish I was funny, but it just isn't my thing...

Nice to see you are busy and enjoying life...

 

[elle2585]

I bloody did notice Gem and Jim. Jim Gem Gem Jim Jim. Excellent. You two go and stand in the naughty corner. Gem, those red shoes are being promptly taken away and kept on my feet for a while. Serves you right. Keep hijacking, I love being hijacked. Well, not me. I don't like being hijacked. I've never been hijacked, like. I haven't got a clue what I'm babbling. I like purple.

Why are we all having trouble? I blame anthrax. xxx

 

[elle2585]

You know what's made me sad, actually. I paid for exercise classes this week that I have just not been able to attend due to this bug that I have. x

 

[Taz]

Elle, whatever you've been taking I want some!

 

[abz]

me too please have you been at my painkillers young lady!!

i'm on the dried natural apricots... wish me luck

abz xx

 

[Jim]

Anthrax! that can't be right.

 

[Gemstone]

Elle - try VERY purple - much more than last time - it's great!

 

[Jim]

whooosh!! That went right over my head!

 

[Gemstone]

Oh and I'll sit on the naughty step but I'm KEEPING the red shoes - click-click

:dooney:
Clicks heels and toddles off!!!​

 

[Taz]

Hair Jim. Gem has purple hair! (the blue rinse went wrong)

*runs away*

 

[Jim]

AH, LOL, be blue rinse brigade next then Gem.

 

[Gemstone]

Haha Jim - It's SO NOT blue rinse!!! It's kinda "out there" and funky!!

 

[Jim]

Purple?

 

[elle2585]

I'm on spells of dizziness. They're pretty grooooovy. I'm thinking of having my hair done in the next couple of weeks actually Gem so we'll see about the purple!

 

[abz]

dizziness elle? are you not well?

abz xx

 

[Taz]

You ok Elle?

 

[Gemstone]

I really hope you're feeling better soon Elle - sounds like one nasty bug you have there!

I guess you'll be at the Brum meet - will it be purple hair at ten paces then?

 

[Gemstone]

Don't think this shows the hair properly - There's loads of purple, especially in the light

 

[Taz]

Doesn't really catch the colour Gem, take one outside!

 

[Jim]

I agree Taz, I can't see purple there.