Change the keys over on his keyboard, blue tack his chair, hide all his stuff and report his car to the police as carrying a weapon
Then spit in his tea - tosser
Hope he realised how upset you were, but I wouldn't get revenge - put all your energy into yourself and losing your weight. You will have the last laugh!
Make him a coffee with some strong laxatives in it!!!!
Hehehehhehehehehe I research Garry... i could tell you things to make your toes curl lolnow your scaring me Nicster the trickster
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