The diary of Janalot :)

[ceridwen]

Oh my god, it's huge!!!! I feel all uneasy now

 

[jan9209]

Well we kind of 'square goed' but she retreated back into her celler when I threatened to phone the council and tell them she is not only squatting but sub squatting in their property !

Failing that if she continues to bully me Martin has promised to 'do her in' which consists of him spraying her with moth spray and beating her with a bit of 2by4

Have a good day y'all!!! Xx

 

[Timetogetserious]

Laura I live in Glasgow so wouldn't be travelling to dump her lol the boot , I'm just about to leave for work so see what happens if she tries to trip me up or something x

Bullied at this age.....sigh x

Lol I know u live in Glasgow! I hope I didn't offended you!! I love Glasgow really!! Xx

 

[Paulinegin]

Just jump on her

NO!!

You wicked women

P x

 

[Zoesastar]

teeheehee

 

[jan9209]

No offence taken flower Xx

 

[xeilidhx]

Can't kill her jan it'll make it rain! So my mum says anyway and up here I can't take the risk!

 

[jan9209]

I can't kill her I don't have a baseball bat :/

 

[sididd]

Or a steam roller in the cupboard......

 

[Zoesastar]

Rolling pin??

 

[jan9209]

Or a steam roller in the cupboard......

Lol

 

[ellie1969]

eilidh thats beetles

jan thats a teeny baby spider.... should see the monsters we get on the farm.... even the cats are scared of them

 

[jan9209]

Well girls I write this as I'm crying......friend took pics of me in wedding dress to see what I look like and I look horrific I mean huge I can't stop crying I'm so devastated I only have ten weeks left soooooobb

Sorry to ramble but I'm so upset xxxxxxx

 

[sididd]

Jan don't cry xxx you have 10 weeks, that's enough time but you have to calm down and dont start eating because your upset it will just make you worse. Deep breath xxx

 

[jan9209]

I can't even breath never mind eat I'm so upset I want to run away x

 

[sididd]

You need to settle down xxx your just getting jittery. 10 weeks at even 1lb week is a dress size come on Jan were hear to hold your hand.xxx

 

[jan9209]

Thanks Susan xxx

 

[sididd]

Jan I'm on my phone and can't see you stats how much more do you want off?

 

[jan9209]

Sorry I only yes my phone so can't update stats got about another 2 stone to go x

 

[jan9209]

The mood has not shifted today peeps I cried myself to sleep last night and now can't even look at the dress online at lunch to find a burkadress xx