The diary of Janalot :)

Hahaha would it post ok? Lol the macaroon wouldn't it's the original ScOttish recipe made with mashed potatoes......yes you heard right! X
 
Tablet is a ScottIsh treat like fudge but melts and crumbles in your mouth. Made with caster suger butter and condensed milk needs to be cooked to 180d until it caramalises it's amazing but about 59999999 cals a bar lol I'm making them and macaroon for my wedding favours x
 
Nothing beats home made tablet, bet it'd be a crumbly mess by the time it reached me!! You'll have biceps of steel with all the stirring it needs!

I've never had macaroon! x
 
Your not kidding got arms now like Russell Crowe ! I'm not being biased (I am really) but mass produced macaroon isn't as nice as they make it with syrup due to lack if shelf life with potatoes so mine us lush lol would recommend you try original only shop ones not so nice .

But I will post you some I package well due to selling on ebay lol x
 
jan9209 said:
Hahaha would it post ok? Lol the macaroon wouldn't it's the original ScOttish recipe made with mashed potatoes......yes you heard right! X

Sounds completely bonkers!! Hmmm, there's a theme here ... ;o)

P x
 
Arghhhhhhhhhhhh I'm being victimized in my own house, anymore of it I'm phoning the polis :(

I swear girlies you know I don't ever exaggerate but I have a spider the size of my head that keeps edgy at my neighbours seller door. Every morning for 2 months she's been at the celler door and when I run past she ducks under the door. I have named her big ina.

I swear to god she's like a bouncer standing there smoking a fag, arms crossed shouting all sorts of abuse at me. She's so big I could put a saddle on her and ride her to work :(

Well..... I thought screw you and bit the bullett and bleached all the close under...... inas careful watch.

Haven't seen her in 2 days and thought she had moonlighted in the night, but in fact she has now sent her hit men after me. One in the bath....which left web like candy floss....another just ran across my livibgroom floor shouting at me whilst throwing me the vivky......I feel violated in my own home. Granted these hit men were only the Size of my hand......I know she has my cards marked.....watching me......

Sob sob...

Ohhh for those that think I'm kidding please see before you.....

My neighbour from hell....my tormentor.....BIG INA THE BOOT!!!!

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She's her at mine, sons gf screamed last night one that size on bedroom wall......so we got the Hoover out and sucked it up, and put paper towel in the ends so it couldn't get out.....hubby emptied it out when he can from work, and your right they are that big they wear boots and defo have tats....monsters....
 
Omg Susan if I went near her with a Hoover she'd take it off me and punch my face in with it!!! :( I've left her a note asking for a truce and a coffee at Costa I'll wait and see her response.....probably shank me on the way up the stairs tomorrow.

Your brave hovering it up I would have thrown the Hoover out and ran to Argos lol

I jumped so bad I've hurt my side muscle lol Xx
 
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Zoe whyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! Take her back I'll make you them forever!!

I feel unclean was in The shower like the crying game :( please call her off or should I try paying her like some kind of protection money???!!!
 
Big fat soft sugary ones and you've got youtself a deal.

If it was me id get one of my OHs size 11s and show her who's boss!
 
jan9209 said:
Like a bucking bronco lol her and get goons are away.....for now :)

Oh I miss you!!!!
Lol have u seen one of the headlines on sky news
"Pet Tarantula Found By Litter Bin In Glasgow"

Now there really was no need to dump her in Glasgow!
She won't last the night!!!!
Xxxxx
 
Hahahahaha :) I hate spiders.........
 
Laura I live in Glasgow so wouldn't be travelling to dump her lol the boot , I'm just about to leave for work so see what happens if she tries to trip me up or something :( x

Bullied at this age.....sigh x
 
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