HEELS TEETH IT'S A DUDE!! there is ANOTHER MAN on Minimins!!!!
mate, you are VERY welcome to step in, these fabulous ladies are getting seriously motivated and I've needed help since about day two...
I'll intro you to the Bass Troop of girls, the rundown is this
Lou - extremely likely to succeed, in fact is a superstar
Exi - cool as you can get
Cat Sue - you have no trouble with her, now I know what "swinging" is, I'm OK! Oh and she fancies you.
LisaJade - she had a rough start, but she is THE DISCIPLE and she is on the jazz!
Emma - she's in and out of love with the idea that she's almost cracked it and prone to sabotage. Be nice to Emma - AND TOUGH
Kneehigh - keep her out of the trifle, job done
GettingFit - since day one, she's there, staying there and annoyingly excellent
Bonnie - she'll be good this week I have a feeling
Jezzi - she'll stop binging any day now, extra tough love required
Clarri - I like Clarri, she talk sense!!
rolleyes
but I've been harsh. No I'm not sorry
Sparty - likes being told off , I'm sure of it
Lulafrootloop - full of excuses, take no nonsense
Sasser - prone to female chitchat bullsh!t, shoot this down
Slimmersally - she's a teacher. Say no more
Patchninja - she lives in France I think. Mind the cheese!
Ugly - her posts are 18 miles long and full of excuses, take no nonsense from her. Double the lash! GOAL DATE REQUIRED
Faery - she's cool. Minor blips, but she's on it. Needs to prepare better. Plan to make her plan.
thats the main content of your new harem plus a few slack-jawed excuse-laden wannabe's who post but think they don't need us..
allow no girly chit-chat, no compliments and no talk of quitting. And any ASAP/when it happens/when I quit cheating etc dates are banned!
YOU HEAR ME? BANNED
as this is the tough love thread, you get the treatment as well , waver at your peril sunshine.
and seeing as you've offered your services, you're on duty here this weekend.
I'm going fishing....