Rod the Bass
The Outlaw Torn
I predict Sparty making a great loss!
Cat Lover Sue said:Oooh Sparty you Minx! Yep gotta make the most of a posh hotel room - it's a mantra I always keep to. Mind you - a Premier Inn is just as good!
a gimp mask would have been better than the nighties I got!!!
I once bought Mrs Smiley some oven gloves. Unfortunately for me, I happened to do it on our anniversary. Not good.
We've turned it into a bit of an in joke now. I bought her three oven gloves for Christmas last year, because they were on a three-for-two deal, which made me laugh out loud as the most 'special' offer ever.
Also ... there was a ring in one, a matching necklace in another and a pair of matching earrings in the third. Lesson learned!
hahaha perv! they may have some nice undies that you can buy for your wife....we dont say it out loud but we actually do like our men to buy us underwear they think we would look good in...providing they get the size right that is. my hubby recently won a 30 pound voucher at a raffle at a pub for some ann summers stuff (where they were holding an ann summer party in the next room) and he had to pick me something from the stuff there...i was all excited waiting for him to come home from the pub with my pressie....i opened to bag like a kid opening a pressie on christmas day, expecting to see some gorseous lingerie only to be face with not one but 2 long sleeved nighties....LONG SLEEVED NIGHTIES!!! i mean really. made me feel right sh1t about myself. he said there wasnt anything else that he liked? so since then he hasnt seen any bare flesh...AT ALL. buy me long sleeved nighties the b*****d
my current OH bought me a thong which is basically string and a scrap of material the size of an eyepatch
Rod the Bass said:today has been interesting
I kid you not, this is what I ate for my dessert after lunch
amazing what falls out of your lunchbox sometimes eh?
And you say I lower the tone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
today has been interesting
I kid you not, this is what I ate for my dessert after lunch
amazing what falls out of your lunchbox sometimes eh?
Rod the Bass said:they were indeed kiwi fruit
little furry balls of loveliness, currently residing in my 4pm growly tummy!
Rod the Bass said:I didnt say that! I just said you caused havoc!
I was just illustrating a healthy lunch dessert, what on earth are you seeing?