Brand new to lipotrim

Hahahahaha!

Surely it's cheaper and less mess for the prison service to serve us these shakes????
 
You strike a very good point mrs f xx


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We might as well be getting skinny whilst serving our time...not much else to do in there and I'm sure the women are still body conscious in there lol
 
Yeah apparently so- I'd still put my face on- just to pass the time! Xx


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I'd spend hours beautifying myself in the hope that someone would appreciate it....though I'm no prisoner cell block H type, maybe a hot male warden? Lol
 
Oooh we could be an episode of bad girls!!! We'll have the man from CSI!! Xx


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Bad girls indeed for committing murder just so we could stuff our faces...yes hot guy can come be our warden....I'd do whatever he told me to lol
 
Yes mr hot man I've been a veeerrrryyy bad girl and i deserve to be punished! Xx


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Aahahahahahahaha!

punished by you officer! And we've descended into the gutter...just like that whoosh!
 
Just like that bammmmm!! It stops the thought of the bad stuff though! Xx


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You make a very valid point my dear fellow shaker lol
 
This place has really helped the last few days- although I can talk the hind leg off a donkey and bored the crap out of people and for that I am sorry but it's helped no end :) xx


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Me too!

I would have caved on day one if it wasn't for some truly helpful people willing to help me out of the insanity of this xx
 
Ooh from smarmy to philosophical as quick as bammmmm! Xx


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Whoosh!
 
Cos that's how we roll! Xx


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We may wanna calm down....the fun police will be up in arms wondering what's really in these shakes!

ive just ordered a slow cooker so can throw everything in and cook for the boy once a week and let him knock himself out!
 
Haha as long as we got Arrested by you know who ! Ah you're too kind to him make sure you put it on the highest heat god I'm mean! Xx


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Smut again! Xx


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It's the lipotrim making you mean and smutty haha!

even better is that i could probably get him to cook his own food with it, especially if it involves meat and potatoes I'm sure I could trick him into doing it!
 
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