Cheryls Dukan diary

[cherl889]

I would understand that if id only just started taking them but i havent. been taking them for a few weeks now

 

[cherl889]

Lllliiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiii.

 

[Maintainer]

Is it a wonder that we find it easier to talk freely to "strangers" on the internet about wee and poo than our "real life friends"?! (Oh, re the latter, I'm going to have to take action real soon!! definitely staying off scales!!).

On that note, sorry if TMI(!), see you all tomorrow!
x

and ... dare I???

CARRY ON DUKANNING!

 

[LVLLM]

its NOT your vits hon its ketosis - ill find the thread - hang on

 

[cherl889]

Lol Joanne you really dont know me that well. I talk like this to all my friends. I do a job where there is never tmi so is second nature to me

 

[cherl889]

I need to wee again soon and re check. I'll do another stick too

 

[Maintainer]

It's the other that I neeeed... but can't... !! (at times like this, I CURSE the diet!)

 

[LVLLM]

http://www.minimins.com/atkins-diet/151367-confused-com.html

near the bottom from Linz - although ready further up top and lot of people still in ketosis but stick beige if been drinking lots of water x

 

[LVLLM]

SENOKOT is the answer!
and cheryl stop rubbing it on cos i only have one stick left and dont want to waste it lol - can i cut it in half?

 

[Maintainer]

that's English... I have Dulcolax but it's soooo violent! thought I'd say a prayer and hope some more first! tomorrow gotta go there tho!

 

[cherl889]

Thanks hun you've just made me very happy. I'll re check in a bit. Now Joanne repeat after me. Poo. I need a poo. Its ok to say hun its very normal. Pmsl

 

[cherl889]

Hun i dont know what yours are like mine are tiny so i wouldnt be able to cut it in half but if you can then it should be ok

 

[LVLLM]

Mine are about 1/2cm wide i might struggle but hey im gonna give it a go. lol and then ill be texting you to tell you ' the stick has gone red cos ive cut my finger trying to cut the stick!'

 

[Maintainer]

Hun i dont know what yours are like mine are tiny so i wouldnt be able to cut it in half but if you can then it should be ok

How come you've seen my little teeny rabbit poos?!! (and why would you want to cut them in half?!)

OK I'm off now (REALLY going!!)

 

[Maintainer]

gonna be giggling on the tube tonight and can't tell anyone why!

heeeee

 

[cherl889]

Speak soon Joanne have a nice poo!!!!

 

[ditzeeblonde]

You rang!!

Yes to glow in the dark & yes cut the sticks in half.. I did when I used them.

Sorry been cooking... made meatloaf, moussaka & cheeseburger pie all cooking in the oven!

 

[cherl889]

Hey beautiful. Well im just weird! Earlier my wee was glow in the dark now its not and my sticks are saying im not in ketosis. I cant taste anything coz of this cold and my headache could be due to that too. Ive not anything i shouldnt or havent before so i dont get it??

 

[cherl889]

Oh and im on my way for dinner.

 

[ditzeeblonde]

Mines only glowing the morning... then its clear practically!