ClaireCat: trials and tribulations

Afternoon Sleepy :)

I feel the same, no inclination to work at all, after a weird night of nightmarish dreams about being menaced by robots on a space station! :)
 
Seeing as you've mentioned robots, I watched something the other day about men and their sex robots. Did anyone else see that?

Thats a strange fetish. One man got his gf hypnotised to act like a robot so he could have sex with her while she was, well, a robot! lol!

I know I'm weird, but they make me feel pretty damn normal!
 
Yeah, she let him take photo's of her and edit them on his computer to make her look more "robotic" and they got a sex therapy hypnotist woman to come in and hypnotise her in their bedroom so he could have his way with her, and then the woman brought her out of the spell. Obv the woman left the room while they did their thing! lol!

There were people building robot sex dolls and showing them off at conventions! lol! Strange people.... the dolls really looked like transvestites more than anything else! lol!
 
That is some freaky **** there lol :D

Not good on the shoulder, Chucky and not sleeping, hope things improve for you xxxx
 
pmsl with this robot talk :D metal mickey!
 
you can take it off so you dont see the sig when you post I think xx
satay sounds good - home made??
high gi this week? or am i confused again LOL.
what did you eat over the weekend then?
 
I remember watching an American program where a man had set up house with his specially made dolls - and yes Claire they did look like trannies, think it was the OTT lipstick. They each had their own rooms, clothes, wigs, etc.

He said he wanted more dolls but couldn't afford a bigger house. Just imagine THAT mortgage interview! :D:D:D
 
Hiya claire:)
Lol at the strange robots and dolls discussion!:D
Yep - suggest you forget about the weekend fest and see where your regime takes you
Hope some more sleep tonight:)
Xxx
 
Oh dear. Chuck is getting a wee bit too aggressive... You may need to take the drastic step, after all - but you won't be in any hurry to after what happened last time.

I am not keen on pet rats, mostly due to the ridged tail. It gives me the creeps. I don't fear them exactly but don't like touching those tails. Tail-less rhodents are fine!

All the best with ultra macho Chuck.
 
you can take it off so you dont see the sig when you post I think xx
satay sounds good - home made??
high gi this week? or am i confused again LOL.
what did you eat over the weekend then?

I'll have a nosey at that when I get home! And yeah, home made satay! :)

This week is my "cruise phase" 2 days low carb, 2 low gi, 2 high gi and a cheat day. I'm on this phase until I maintain, I think. Havent looked! lol!

And at the weekend I ate *takes a deep breath*
B: Slice of birthday cake, slice of carrot cake and 3 pancakes with lemon curd
L: pizza hut buffet (5 slices of pizza, a chocolate milkshake and a side salad - not that it really counted! lol!)
D: TGI Fridays: Jack Daniels sesame chicken strips, Jack Daniels Montery burger with chips, 2 spoonfuls of cheesecake
A: 3 Crabbies ginger beer, Lemonade and Apple Sours, Cocktails: Gremlin, Umpa Lumpa, Pina Colada, Darth Vader :eek:

I remember watching an American program where a man had set up house with his specially made dolls - and yes Claire they did look like trannies, think it was the OTT lipstick. They each had their own rooms, clothes, wigs, etc.

He said he wanted more dolls but couldn't afford a bigger house. Just imagine THAT mortgage interview! :D:D:D

Was it Real Dolls? They're usually quite impressive looking, in a creepy "men do naughty things to it" kinda way! lol!

Oh dear. Chuck is getting a wee bit too aggressive... You may need to take the drastic step, after all - but you won't be in any hurry to after what happened last time.

And Yeah, I'm in no rush, but he's in my bad books. I think he knows what he's done - he was trying to lick my wounds. Or, whats more probably, he liked the taste of the savlon on my hand!

Bites me again and he's going for the snip.
 
lol claire i love love love your menu :) makes me hungry!

plus im loving the idea of your diet (as described on suzes diary) esp the treat day x
 
I love your pictures Claire! You look great! :)

Excellent menu too! Wow... I need to be on a diet that allows all that! :)
 
There was an English couple on This Morning a few months ago and they brought in a load of their dolls. He was claiming it wasn't sexual then they showed him tucking them into bed lol.
 
I love your pictures Claire! You look great! :)

Excellent menu too! Wow... I need to be on a diet that allows all that! :)

lol! It doesnt really allow all that. It was a special occasion, so wont overdose on food every week! Probably got a gain coming on this week because of it.

It says not to gorge yourself on food and to use common sense and not stuff your face if you're full just for the sake of it!

Saturday morning WI will let me know how much damage I did! :p
 
Morning Claire :)
 
morning love :) whats on your menu today x
 
Good Morrow! :)

On my low GI today, and my menu is looking a bit like this so far:

B: Vanilla protein shake with skimmed milk and frozen berries
S: Vanilla fat free yogurt
L: Chicken & salad with humous and a wholemeal pitta bread
S: Honeydew melon
D: undecided. I'm thinking chicken with salad and a chickpea puree, but its debatable
 
sounds great. :) how do you find shoping for this confusing plan lol x
 
I have to really think about it! I went to asda on my way home yesterday to buy some fruit for the next two days and some yogurt. My high carb days will be fine because I have rice etc in the house, its just the fresh fruit and veg I need to go out to buy as an when.

I did have to consult "the book" this morning because I couldnt remember if I was allowed yogurt today! lol!
 
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