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[Corkscrew]

Took me a couple of reads to realise that I was lollipop and I named myself..................Doh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think I need to get some SW recipes!!

Tin of soup.................................plus...................2 bowls of frosties..........not a good combination. :sigh::sigh::sigh::sigh:
Hasten to add that they weren't in the same bowl!!!!! yuk

A couple of reads?? How could you not recognise yourself Lolly? :8855:

Don't you do SW then?

Tis the best plan in the whole wide world

Your soup and cereal were in separate bowls? Gawd, you're posh! :8855:

 

[Emmey1]

A couple of reads?? How could you not recognise yourself Lolly? :8855:

Don't you do SW then?

Tis the best plan in the whole wide world

Your soup and cereal were in separate bowls? Gawd, you're posh! :8855:

Haha bet you used two different spoons too ;-) lol

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[Lily42uk]

I am Cow
Hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on a barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's
Made from liquid from my udder
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo!

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow,
I am cow, I've got gas.

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,

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Sorry Corkey I just couldn't resist, I know I'm awful but I can never resist a challenge....I did wonder why my friends called me B*tch..now I think I know :8855: xxx

Hope your keeping well and just so you can have a dig back...I look like a michelin man, fully inflated :giggle:

Have a lovely evening hun and :fingerscrossed: for wi tomorrow xxxx

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[Corkscrew]

I am Cow
Hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on a barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's
Made from liquid from my udder
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo!

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow,
I am cow, I've got gas.

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,

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Laughing Cow - YouTube

Sorry Corkey I just couldn't resist, I know I'm awful but I can never resist a challenge....I did wonder why my friends called me B*tch..now I think I know :8855: xxx

Hope your keeping well and just so you can have a dig back...I look like a michelin man, fully inflated :giggle:

Have a lovely evening hun and :fingerscrossed: for wi tomorrow xxxx

PMSL!! Hillarious! Flipping hillarious! :8855:

Awwww Lils you're nowhere near being a b*tch, you're one good egg! xxx

Oh and I need more than :fingerscrossed: for tomorrow - I'm still trying to repair the damage from LAST weekend I'll be lucky with a STS! lol

 

[Lily42uk]

PMSL!! Hillarious! Flipping hillarious! :8855:

Awwww Lils you're nowhere near being a b*tch, you're one good egg! xxx

Oh and I need more than :fingerscrossed: for tomorrow - I'm still trying to repair the damage from LAST weekend I'll be lucky with a STS! lol

:hmm: Egg now yes that's a good description of me, describes my shape very well, now if it was a double humped backed egg I would say perfectly :giggle: xxx
Get some laxatives hun, 12.5lb in one night is good enough for me :8855: :8855: xxxx

 

[Corkscrew]

:hmm: Egg now yes that's a good description of me, describes my shape very well, now if it was a double humped backed egg I would say perfectly :giggle: xxx
Get some laxatives hun, 12.5lb in one night is good enough for me :8855: :8855: xxxx

Don't need laxatives Lils much as i would like to 'dump' 12.5lb overnight! lol I'm a 'one after every meal' kinda gal lol Can't flipping believe I'm mentioning my *ahem* bathroom habits! :8855:

 

[Lily42uk]

Don't need laxatives Lils much as i would like to 'dump' 12.5lb overnight! lol I'm a 'one after every meal' kinda gal lol Can't flipping believe I'm mentioning my *ahem* bathroom habits! :8855:

:8855: Like I said we're family, I have many sordid tales I could regale you with in time :giggle: xxx

 

[Corkscrew]

:8855: Like I said we're family, I have many sordid tales I could regale you with in time :giggle: xxx

LOL I shall look forward to being regaled! :giggle:

 

[Lily42uk]

LOL I shall look forward to being regaled! :giggle:

:8855: :8855: :8855: :8855: :8855: :8855:
You may well come to regret those few words my lovely hahahahaha :giggle: xxxxx

 

[Corkscrew]

:8855: :8855: :8855: :8855: :8855: :8855:
You may well come to regret those few words my lovely hahahahaha :giggle: xxxxx

I doubt it. I've got a very strong constitution :giggle:

 

[Lily42uk]

I doubt it. I've got a very strong constitution :giggle:

:devilangel: oooh a girl after me own heart lol :censored: :8855: :8855: xxxx

 

[Corkscrew]

:devilangel: oooh a girl after me own heart lol :censored: :8855: :8855: xxxx

You bet ya! lol

 

[Corkscrew]

Saturday 11th Feb - not sure yet, maybe EE, maybe Green, will decide later....... mmmm has to be EE with the beans I had for breakfast and the chicken I've just eaten lol

Breakfast
Omelette (mushrooms, onion, red pepper, 3 eggs)
beans

Lunch
None - not hungry - didn't fancy anything

Dinner
Chicken
Stiry fry veg
oil (hexb)
Cornflour (2 syns)

Snacks
bottle of red wine! (24 syns) :8855:
Cheesecake (38 syns) lol


day 1 - syns for week 105
syns today 64/105 :wow: lol


Slight ammendement to last nights syn comsumption lol

Son is home for the weekend, so there is naughty food in the house My own fault for buying it, but HE put it in the trolley, not me! lol He only went and snook a chocolate and vanilla cheese cake into the trolley.........buried it under a bag of spinach lol

So now instead of starting day 2 of my new syn allowance 26 down, I'm looking at 64 syns down :8855:

day 1 - syns for week 105
syns today 64/105

Good job I don't use many during the week! lol

 

[Dawnejoy]

Hi lollipop reporting in

Just want to say had a really bad evening after my 2 bowls of frosties as I followed it with a mountain of chocolate - hardly touched the sides :sigh: and was feeling really cross with myself, but coming on here and reading the fantastic banter you have made me feel a whole load better, so thank you to one and all for that

 

[Lily42uk]

Afternoon lovely, how's my partner in crime today :giggle:
Yumm omelette for brekkie, I never think of having it for breakfast always lunch and beans too :drool:...can't have green days myself I tend to gain on green days and they are my faves :cry:
Have a good day hun and I'll be back no doubt to harrass ya some more :8855:...have a fun day :hug99: xxxxxx

 

[Corkscrew]

Hi lollipop reporting in

Just want to say had a really bad evening after my 2 bowls of frosties as I followed it with a mountain of chocolate - hardly touched the sides :sigh: and was feeling really cross with myself, but coming on here and reading the fantastic banter you have made me feel a whole load better, so thank you to one and all for that

It's all part of the service Lolly

Don't worry about last night. Draw a big fat line under it and start again today We're all gonna have days/nights like that from time to time, the most important thing to remember is that one bad day/night is no reason to give up or spoil the rest of a good week

Lily had Pringlegate
I had vodkagate
We all have a ??gate eventually :8855:

I even had a :brainfart: this morning and forgot to WI until after I had drank a tanker full of coffee and eaten a massive breakfast, which, to be honest, would have fed 3!! :8855:

The scales showed a STS, but at least I know why :giggle:

 

[Corkscrew]

Afternoon lovely, how's my partner in crime today :giggle:
Yumm omelette for brekkie, I never think of having it for breakfast always lunch and beans too :drool:...can't have green days myself I tend to gain on green days and they are my faves :cry:
Have a good day hun and I'll be back no doubt to harrass ya some more :8855:...have a fun day :hug99: xxxxxx

Good afternoon back at ya lovely Lily

OMG I have just said the same about green days on the 6 stone fred!! I just can't tolerate them either Lily! I also have gained weight on them in the past. I should know better than even have them tbh, but I freaking love them! lol

I'm knocking them on the head this week! Well............I might have one! :giggle:

*writes note to self - stop doing green days, you KNOW they don't bloody well work for you!!!*

 

[Lily42uk]

Good afternoon back at ya lovely Lily

OMG I have just said the same about green days on the 6 stone fred!! I just can't tolerate them either Lily! I also have gained weight on them in the past. I should know better than even have them tbh, but I freaking love them! lol

I'm knocking them on the head this week! Well............I might have one! :giggle:

*writes note to self - stop doing green days, you KNOW they don't bloody well work for you!!!*

I love them too, could literally live on tatties and pasta, cous cous, rice etc but as soon as I do so I try to only have a green day every once in a while.
Oh :wow: that was lucky eating and drinking all that and still sts, well done hune think how good that'll be next week....oh and I have had pringlegate, pizzagate and the best was my KFCgate, that was a corker 150+ syns in one sitting lol...if you're gonna blow it blow it big, get your moeny's worth :giggle: but you're right, straight back on it the next day I even managed to lose 0.5lb that week of the KFC gate and sts the other 2 times ...very lucky I normnally do hours of exercise, has definitely saved my bacon....oooooh bacon :drool:....oh sorry has definitely saved my abcon on more than 1 occasion :giggle:
Have a good day hun I am going to have a look at a few more diaries while I finsih my cuppa and then off out with the kids ....I don't wanna go it's cold and I wanna stay in, might be easier to send them home and let mum and dad take them lol xxxx

 

[Corkscrew]

@ pizzagate, KFCgate and abcon!!

Lily, you crack me up! :8855:

I could easily live on green days :sigh: Just had a happy thought though..............when I get to where I want to be, I can do green to maintain!! LOL Ahhhhhh summat to look forward to

The amount of exercise you do amazes me. It really does! I wish I liked it, but it bores the t*ts off me I walk 2 hours a day with the dogs in all weathers and that's my lot! lol Wouldn't mind trying the 30 day shred though - that's only about half an hour a day.......wouldn't kill me right? lol OR I wouldn't mind investigating this Kettlework milarky that I've heard bandied about on here? No idea what it is mind! lol Just sounds good

Have fun with the ankle snatchers xxx

 

[Lily42uk]

Hey hun I hated exercise till I found that exercise is about what you enjoy doing, so I enjoy playing on my wii so I play tennis and do boxing and hula hooping and then I do zumba and absolutely love Just dance and have all 3 of them, but I do weights too cos without them i'd not tone up...so my stepson has shown me a few moves with kettlebells and hand held weights and they tone me up lovely and only take a few minutes...I do what I want for as long as I want as long as it makes my heart pump and makes me sweat, then the weight drops off, it's all about doing what suits you, now walking is something I struggle with as I have the psoriasis on my feet and because I have a bad back after an accident 15 years ago, but with the wii I can do however much i can do in one go, sit for a minute or 2 and then carry on and so on but my 2 hours session usually takes me about 3 hours cos of the sitting in between lol...but as I was about to say, if I was able to walk I would carry weights in my pockets and stride it out with arms swinging again building up a sweat, but to be honest all you really need to do is 30 minutes exercise that builds a sweat about 5 times a week...I just choose to do more ........hahahaha look at me the almost 20st expert lol ...:hmm: well I was 31 and half stone so guess I am an expert really lol...
Ohhh and good diea about green days to maintain with, that's def something to look forward to xxx

Oh and I nearly forgot I started kettleworks, dropped a 7.5kg kettlebell on my foot and broke a bone in the side of my foot and never did it again :giggle: lol xxxx