Daily chat...

[Maintainer]

WARNING!

FOOD PORNOGRAPHY

(I had one last week - treacle sponge that is - microwaved hot, extra golden syrup on it, and COLD evaporated milk poured over it...)

GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING: The above is not good for you...

<and I have the BIG roll of blubber to prove it!>

 

[alottolose]

OH GOD <GULP> ok now i'm starving.. between that and my craving for <food pornography> CHEESEY WOTSITS!!!

 

[Maintainer]

one m and one t... one of the first things I learned in nursing school...* how to spell vomiting, diarrhoea and haemorrhage.


* I quit after three months.

 

[Maintainer]

oh no lotto... you and I have gotta get together (NOT!)... I "found" a packet of those cheesey balls in my "naughty" cupboard so ate them too (last week).

CHICKEN BREAST BOILED EGG CHICKEN BREAST BOILED EGG CHICKEN BREAST BOILED EGG CHICKEN BREAST BOILED EGG CHICKEN BREAST BOILED EGG CHICKEN BREAST BOILED EGG CHICKEN BREAST BOILED EGG CHICKEN BREAST BOILED EGG CHICKEN BREAST BOILED EGG CHICKEN BREAST BOILED EGG

 

[alottolose]

HMM MAIZE SNACKS SCRUMMY ESP PRAWN COCKTAIL AND CHEESE
AND OMG DID I MENTION CHIPSTICKS!?

someone get me a chicken breast STAT!

 

[Maintainer]

CHEZ... put up an IV... chicken breasts intravenously for Sarah!!

See what happens when you don't eat enough lunch...?

(and have you all got the same darned advert as me below with DOUGHNUTS...)

(and did I tell you I bought a doughnut maker for these kids coming over?)

 

[alottolose]

omfg donuts!

 

[Maintainer]

aaah now it's lipstick... those google ads have a lot to answer to!

 

[ditzeeblonde]

All my ads are for camping equipment... guess what I've been looking at!

 

[cherl889]

Ladies ladies ladies, you are seriously lowering the tone. I order you both to have an iv chicken flavoured drip (stock?). Get those thoughts out of your heads, they are bad!

 

[alottolose]

well said cheryl

 

[LVLLM]

ive had lipstick and diet chef!

 

[Maintainer]

That doughnut ad should be banned... I'm back to lipsticks...

 

[alottolose]

i had lipsticks and a dating site :S

 

[cherl889]

Are you single Sarah?

 

[alottolose]

no

 

[cherl889]

So they arent any good for you then, bit like the doughnut ads

 

[jet1968]

LOL jo and sarah ,what are u to like ................ i u finished ur lines yet ...........

 

[alottolose]

was a bad afternoon Jet

 

[Maintainer]

Good morning all and TGIF and POETS Day!

I did tentatively clamber on the scales this morning (and was quite narked to see what I saw given that other half, who accompanied me in my demise last week is now back to pre-holiday weight... whereas I am still showing a HUMUNGOUS XXXX kilo rise! incredible how quickly I regain... wish I lost half as quickly!)

Anyway... I'm avoiding updating tickers etc. etc. because I'm still feeling a bit edgy, and am not in ketosis (and nearly bought 524 croissants on the way to work this morning!), so don't want to have to keep increasing my signature! aaaah!

I didn't buy anything - PHEW - but so easily could have - and again am reminded how this diet artificially "helps" me by controlling my cravings and compulsive eating habits.

On a more positive note, the sun is shining... I've done my hour's walk each morning this week, and I'm looking forward to getting out to the country tonight...

How's things with you?