From Maximus to Minimus - coming soon!

[Chelsea Lou]

Don't worry hunni...the only thing that's hardcore about Stevie babe is his magazine collection

He's a big softy really!!!

Dawn, surely that is a contradiction??? Hardcore mag collection/big softy

 

[shrinki]

Awww he's a little cutie wutie (ducks)

 

[skinnydawn]

Dawn, surely that is a contradiction??? Hardcore mag collection/big softy

:sign0007:

Silly me!

:booboo:

I mean a LITTLE softy lol!!! :8855::8855::8855:

 

[Chelsea Lou]

:sign0007:

Silly me!

:booboo:

I mean a LITTLE softy lol!!! :8855::8855::8855:

pmsl

 

[Pommette]

Bl**dy hell - I'm away all day and what happens?
We've suddenly got a porn thread! I didn't know you were like that Big Steve!

 

[skinnydawn]

Bl**dy hell - I'm away all day and what happens?
We've suddenly got a porn thread! I didn't know you were like that Big Steve!

Big Steve...???

 

[Pommette]

Big Steve...???

Because he's bigger (as in heavier) than you Dinky Dawn!

 

[skinnydawn]

Because he's bigger (as in heavier) than you Dinky Dawn!

Oh!

I thought you meant his feet ... !

 

[Pommette]

Oh!

I thought you meant his feet ... !

I'll take your word on that as I've never seen his feet. But big feet - big mouth - they usually go together!

 

[skinnydawn]

I'll take your word on that as I've never seen his feet. But big feet - big mouth - they usually go together!

Oh Bev!!!

You're gonna be in soooo much trouble now lol! Xxx

 

[Monkey_Monkey_Underpants]

What is it they say about big feet?

Big feet .....

..... large shoes.

Isn't that it?

 

[skinnydawn]

Erm...

Yup...

Something like that...

 

[Chelsea Lou]

I thought it was "Big feet, big heart" but I might be wrong

He's giving me the old boot camp treatment at the moment, so I am loving him dearly

 

[Maximus]

Oh!

I see!

First I'm a Bimbo...

Then I'm gobby...

But when you WANT me I'm "Dearest Dawniepops"!!!

On yer bike sunshine! ;-)

Very big of you to admit in front of all the group you're not up to the task sweetpea - Now they'll all know it was only my motivation and PM's etc. that got you to target - after all, I did get there first

Hmmmmmmmmmm not sure I'm liking the sound of this hardcore malarkey :cry:

It's a bit of a bugger when you're frightened to post on your own thread!!!

Have any of you seen that magnificent movie, The Usual Suspects?

Well you are ALL The Usual Suspects. For those that know the movie, be careful, for I am Keyser Sose - if that makes no sense, I suggest you rent the movie

Still struggling with cold here (way, way beyond Man Flu (Influenzus Masculinus) made a few glaring errors at work today. Not good when it affects your 9 to 5 routine:cry:

Food is crap too. No appetite, for example;

Breakfast - scrambled eggs - cappuccino (2.5 syns)
Lunch - bag of crisps, (9 syns) diet coke
Dinner - ham salad, crispbread & laughing cow (haxa+hexb)
Banana

And didn't shop!

Will see how I feel tomorrow and may shop then. Otherwise will raid the cupboards and knock up something from all the accumulated stored stuff, Savoury rice, cous cous, pasta n sauce, mugshots etc.

I think a good movie and early night might help. I hate being like this - rarely happened to the fat Steve:cry:

 

[Pommette]

Hiya Big Steve - you must have caught the man flu off Chelsea, which she caught in Monaco froma nameless Frenchman on our Sunny Bus tour. Shame on you!

Seriously though, if you feel as cr&p as I did last week then tuck yourself up in bed and take care chico.

 

[fillymum]

Big Steve...???

You know your brother is taller than you, what is all this silly innuendo !!!

mumsie xx

What is it they say about big feet?

Big feet .....

..... large shoes.

Isn't that it?

Oh girls I thought I had brought you up so much better and with so much more savvy.............big feet equals, great balance or something. I will take the something any day lol !!!!

Hope you are feeling better baby boy,

hugs , mumsie xxxx

 

[Chelsea Lou]

Hiya Big Steve - you must have caught the man flu off Chelsea, which she caught in Monaco froma nameless Frenchman on our Sunny Bus tour. Shame on you!
It was worth it.............
Seriously though, if you feel as cr&p as I did last week then tuck yourself up in bed and take care chico.

Bev, don't you say your effs funny??????? :8855:

 

[Maximus]

Hiya Big Steve - you must have caught the man flu off Chelsea, which she caught in Monaco froma nameless Frenchman on our Sunny Bus tour. Shame on you!

Seriously though, if you feel as cr&p as I did last week then tuck yourself up in bed and take care chico.

Bev, you are such an innocent abroad. If you looked closely, beneath that Monaco blokes beret and cravate, you'd have spotted the tell-tale Sunderland tattoo and the made in Durham logo

I'm ok just an attack of lethargy really. give me two days and I'll be fizzing like a bottle of pop.

I suspect it is retribution for a weekend off plan with alcohol. I'm just not used to it anymore and my temple is rejecting it

Anyway, back on plan for another 9 days until a planned Indian evening meal a week on Thursday with my mate Lisa from work - not seen her since the christening a few month back as she's seconded to "darn sarf"

It's the Indian we visited when Sarah ventured north, and Lisa was the lass in the pic when I wore my suit Dawn if you recall?

I figure a little treat now and again won't hurt.

Steve

 

[skinnydawn]

You have to treat yourself sometimes hunni...I'm sure a meal off plan wont widen the gap too much!
Of course I remember Lisa...really lovely girl ... and you scrubbed up pretty well too I believe!
Hope you're fizzing soon...xx

 

[skinnydawn]

So Steve,

Are u coming out to play?