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** Chief WITCH **
ssshhh Sarah - she mightn't be alone at this early (late?) hour!
Ok Jaq... SPILL! (catch any prey?!)
Ok Jaq... SPILL! (catch any prey?!)
Jaqys - dusting off the diary
- Thread starter jaqys
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Um it was pretty bad, only thing I caught was a hangover 
I'm not tall, at all and I'm still not tall in heels yet all but one of them were shorter than me.
Generally I'm not too fussy on men, single , straight, solvent. Met some nice women and had a laugh and even though I was probably the fattest one there I didn't feel massive and think I looked okay, sorry no pics.
Had 1 mojito and a few vdc and am pretty dehydrated this morning.
I'm not tall, at all and I'm still not tall in heels yet all but one of them were shorter than me.
Generally I'm not too fussy on men, single , straight, solvent. Met some nice women and had a laugh and even though I was probably the fattest one there I didn't feel massive and think I looked okay, sorry no pics.
Had 1 mojito and a few vdc and am pretty dehydrated this morning.
alottolose
Gold Member
I did wonder Jo
Um it was pretty bad, only thing I caught was a hangover
I'm not tall, at all and I'm still not tall in heels yet all but one of them were shorter than me.
Generally I'm not too fussy on men, single , straight, solvent. Met some nice women and had a laugh and even though I was probably the fattest one there I didn't feel massive and think I looked okay, sorry no pics.
Had 1 mojito and a few vdc and am pretty dehydrated this morning.
Pick up any contact details of the women? Like Anja said you could arrange to go out on the hunt for more suitable candidates?
on a plus note... you could've rounded the blokes up and taken them down the high street with the tallest brunette (female) leading the way
charge the little 'uns £5 for a photo with snow white and the seven dwarves?
(never miss an opportunity to make some moolahs lol)The girls missed a trick there
I'm telling ya!...always make the best out of a bad situation!seconded...come out with me...need a wing (wo)man
x
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** Chief WITCH **
I remember once being asked to dance a slow with a very nice looking guy... I stood up, towered over him, so promptly sat down again. How rude was I?!
alottolose
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must be difficult for little men these days so many of us girlies are getting taller than our parents generation...yet there seem to be more little blokes around :S.....
i could be wrong...i'm another who would have an issue with a bloke being smaller than me....bummer being taller than average priced out the market before i even get started lol x
so many of us girlies are getting taller than our parents generation...yet there seem to be more little blokes around :S.....i could be wrong...i'm another who would have an issue with a bloke being smaller than me....bummer being taller than average
priced out the market before i even get started lol x
alottolose
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not necessarily tall...just tall(er) .... at least by an inch or 2 x
.... at least by an inch or 2 x
alottolose
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now has Gimme (A man after midnight) running through her head ....Abba!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RU_954raIMhttp://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&so...sg=AFQjCNFGsdlqZ3XOELHStEHNRjDJpfNk2g&cad=rja
....Abba! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RU_954raIMhttp://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&so...sg=AFQjCNFGsdlqZ3XOELHStEHNRjDJpfNk2g&cad=rja
alottolose
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PMSL VICKY!!
alottolose
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would settle for the milk tray man right now - minus the milktray
god i have it on the brain and it's ALLLL YOUR FAULT!.....
god i have it on the brain and it's ALLLL YOUR FAULT!
.....
alottolose
Gold Member
a mutant midget breed! pmsl I LOVE IT
remind me to avoid the SW lol.... while being single has it's downsides....rather that than shackled to some mutant midget lol ....
reminds me of Jo and her dislike of the "vertically challenged" lol x
remind me to avoid the SW lol
.... while being single has it's downsides....rather that than shackled to some mutant midget lol ....reminds me of Jo and her dislike of the "vertically challenged" lol
x
robinhood
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I did wonder Jo
Pick up any contact details of the women? Like Anja said you could arrange to go out on the hunt for more suitable candidates?
on a plus note... you could've rounded the blokes up and taken them down the high street with the tallest brunette (female) leading the way
charge the little 'uns £5 for a photo with snow white and the seven dwarves?
(never miss an opportunity to make some moolahs lol)
The girls missed a trick there
seconded...come out with me...need a wing (wo)man
Spluttering coffee here
. Tis panto season, absolutely right to cash in!
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** Chief WITCH **
I really think you're all missing the point here - wouldn't it be easier to simply choose a girl? (Right height, similar interests, etc.)
Yes think things would be far simpler if I leaned that way.
But still given it was my first trip off the shelf in a long, long time i think it was a sucess just making it to the venue and in the new year I'll try again, different method.
For now I'll stick to eyeing up my far far too young stalkees.
Going to Panto on the 22nd, excited, probably more excited that Revels is in it in drag than seeing my boy ben.
But still given it was my first trip off the shelf in a long, long time i think it was a sucess just making it to the venue and in the new year I'll try again, different method.
For now I'll stick to eyeing up my far far too young stalkees.
Going to Panto on the 22nd, excited, probably more excited that Revels is in it in drag than seeing my boy ben.
alottolose
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Jaqys you're so brave should be really proud of yourself for getting there and giving it a go .... and survived to tell the tale!!
hope you're having a good weekend hun x
should be really proud of yourself for getting there and giving it a go .... and survived to tell the tale!! hope you're having a good weekend hun x
