lickthelid
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why do you only hope she was wearing verruca socks? I'm hoping for a wetsuit and snorkel.That is SO FUNNY!
Did you get someone to come in and shout instructions from the toilet? "Come on Patty! Give it a bit of welly!" etc?
I hope you were wearing verucca socks?
Oh this is my favourite diary of them all - honestly, everyone here is barking mad!