dukandebut
Goat herder(ess)
If I bathed (ie wallowed in my own dirt!) before going to work, I'd go straight back to bed to zzzzzzzzzz... (Are you one of those people who go to work "dirty"? Surely not!!)
My OH has brought the telephone to me before when I've been in the shower - the "cold caller" was most surprised when I bellowed at him "je suis sous ma DOUCHE!"
I'm lucky enough to work from home so can have a morning bath if I wish. Although, depending on what work I have to do, I sometimes vary that with an afternoon or evening bath.
I'm old enough to remember when showers didn't exist here in the UK and we all had baths - some of my family had tin ones in front of the fire as they had no bathrooms. Even worse, most people only bathed once a week - and they even lived to tell the tale.
Whilst I like to keep clean and certainly bath considerably more often than once a week, I do think that there is a bit of an unhealthy obsession with hygiene these days.
It's the same with washing hair. Many people would be horrified to learn that I only wash my hair 2 or 3 times a week. However, my hair is extremely dry and is curly, prone to frizzing. If I wash my hair more often than that, it gets into a terrible state and becomes even more unmanageable.
Having said that, come the horrible, sticky, sweaty hot weather, I practically live in the shower. I jump in there up to 5 or 6 times a day in order to cool down and freshen up. Even I will forgo my bath in favour of a shower on very hot days.
I dunno, what with all of these new-fangled inventions like showers and telephones and wheels and stuff!
I would have kicked my hubby if he'd brought me the phone whilst I was in my bath! That's "me" time and sacrosanct. I hope you bellowed suitably loudly at the cold caller.