Sex In The Dark

[CW Consultant]

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting
off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
Romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated pleasure device a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be
lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

 

[KD]

Linda!

That was so funny though Will remember that one

 

[Hedgemag]

Love it!!

 

[minilady]

That's great

Tracey
x

 

[sonkie]

pmsl.......................

 

[Fuzzys Angel]

love it....

 

[dietingqueen]

That was just sooooo funnyyyyy.... ha ha ha

 

[Linda5111]

PMSL.

 

[muffin top]

love it ~ the moral is, secrets allways find a way to be found out hehe

 

[Sez]

hee hee a good'un!!

xx