Awwww wittt its 10am? Why do I always wake up at the crack of dawn after a night out? Especially since I didn't get home until about 5:30!
I've got a wedding this afternoon then a family party then as soon as I can escape that I've got 21st birthday night out from about 10:30 onwards! I\ll be propping my eyes open with matchsticks come 5pm! Hopefully that'll mean I wont be talked to as much at the family party. I love my family, I really do but I'm sure everyone knows what I mean when I say 50 members of them in the one room requires a lot of patience (and perhaps some horse tranquilizers come the end of the night) ! Especially now since it's "Have you had a haircut? No no wait, you've lost weight! Just don't turn anorexic now". ho ho ho ho!
Arrrghhh! Just looked down and that I have a small puncture wound on my foot. Someone must of stood on my foot with their heel! This is going to be difficult to walk on ... maybe I'll need to borrow a set of crutches for tonight! Skip the clubs queue to use the disabled entrance
Anyway, down to the nitty gritty of drink! I managed to stay within my 300 calorie limit for drink no bother wooo
arty0016: Six vodkas and diet cokes please which is more than enough for me since I'm the one of the biggest lightweight you'll ever meet. but then near the end of the night, my friend brought me over a surprise drink with indoor sparklers, ice around the side, little plastic figurines etc. It must of cost the poor boy a bomb so I couldn't just pretend to drink it then give it back like I did when other folk bought me a drink. Plus he assured me that it was made up of a shot of Cointreau (my fav!) and diet lemonade in a ice slush, so that's around an extra 70 calories. But what's 70 calories, eh?
Plus it would of been so terribly rude if I never drank it since it was a special drink that he stood in a queue for nearly 20 minutes to get just so he could surprise me since he knew that was my favourite drink, god bless him.
And again, I'm going to be really smug and go nah nah nah nah nah I came home at 5:30 after again getting dominos and chips handed to me left right and centre and resisting,and even though I was very drunk I whipped on the stove (ok I admit it was the microwave!) and turned into Gordon Ramsey minus the wrinkles and made mysef a post-drinking snack of steamed vegetables, all within my FOOD calorie allowance for yesterday that I've saved for coming home.
arty0038: Ahahahahaha WHAT HAVE I BECAME! Dominos pizza aint got nothing on birdseye steamed vegetable medleys lol
Thank you for all the replies/likes girls (I don't think there's any guys around!) I'm flattered that you're taking such an intrest in my diary. Caroline, a little tip I used to do was write how much weight I'd lost on my hand in pen, that way when I was leaning over to reach the offending food I'd see a big "23" written on my hand and I'd be reminded about how much I'd lost and I'd be less tempted to munch into whatever I was going to demolish. Have a lovely night though poppet
And Lindsey, you know how I said I would dedicate a song to you last night and do a victory dance in rejoice at you losing 5 stone? Well I did
Calvin Harris - Bounce came on and I was like "This is for the 5 stone never to return" (please bear in mind I was steaming out my face) and a pulled some funky moves for the next 4 minutes 50 seconds in your honor
Now, just away to try and walk on my foot. No doubt it will cave in half way down the stairs and I'll be found in a heap at the bottom on the stairs in three days time suffering from dehydration with only the carpet threads to keep me company.
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Have a lovely day fellows on minimins, I'll catch up with your dairies when I'm spared a momento today! hugs to you all xx