Well, I have done an outstanding clean downstairs if I do say so myself
However, it appears that I am a bit of a minger

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I found a cheese ball underneath one of my couches

The thing is, I haven't had a cheese ball, since I started this diet, and possibly a good few weeks before then..... maybe 14 ish weeks.
But this thing was still intact

, and looked in pristine condition.... a commando cheese ball, I reckon

What the bloomin hell do they put in these things that preserves them that long ?


I remember ages ago, watching a programmed, whereby they set a Wotsit on fire. The thing stayed alight for aaaaages, because there was so much fat in it :jelous:. I have never eaten a Wotsit since

I suspect I will never eat a cheese ball again now too
Anyway, only the upstairs to clean now
