Big Boys Need Love Too!

[Taz]

What are you guys like with your water? I usually have a litre of flavoured sparkling water plus 2 green teas and I don't find I'm rushing to the loo often. I think once you make it a habit it gets your body into a good balance

 

[Jim]

Good morning, you guys are real nighthawks.

I was good last night, I did end up having a bottle of wine, but there you go. I got hammered at backgammon though, not my best performance.

I tend to go for a pee every time I go to the water cooler to fill my bottle.

 

[abz]

i do exactly the same thing. except i fill my water bottle on the way back from the loo

once you get used to it guys you won't need to rush to the loo as often. you'll just wee for a bit longer and you stop feeling awkward about the sound effects after a while too

sounds like you are all still going strong with the water

good good. i was terrible yesterday and hardly drank any and as a result have gained a lb this morning. so i'm really on the water wagon today. four litres here we come!!

abz xx

 

[Jim]

Morning abz

once you get used to it guys you won't need to rush to the loo as often. you'll just wee for a bit longer and you stop feeling awkward about the sound effects after a while too

That's where being a guy is a great advantage, flow and direction control

 

[abz]

hee. well. if you choose to control the direction jim. for a gender with so much 'control' over flow direction you don't half see a lot of wee in a lot of places it shouldn't be!! living with boys and cleaning the bathroom was never fun... and they were hygenic!! and i never cleaned the loo... but the principle is there

abz xx

 

[Jim]

That's because home toilets are too low abz, urinals are just fine.

 

[Gemstone]

Good morning everyone

Squatter eviction about as successful as expected - none!!! Well what can I expect with a McDonalds McFlurry sticking to their feet!!!!

Today is another day - there's a whole new week untouched - a whole new page to write on - Squatters Rights is not an option

Elle - 500 mls gone already - up at 1.35 this morning giving Niagra a run for it's money x

Taz - I think you have this water thing sussed x

Abz - I know you get used to the water thing cos I have in the past. The cold weather defo doesn't help x

Jim - You'll have to learn to pee like a girl :8855: Oh yes and I've always been jealous of the male "Martini Pee" - Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere x

Have a Fantastic Friday everyone x

 

[Jim]

:8855: I like it Gem, never heard it called that before

 

[Taz]

you know you can train your bladder to hold more. If you hold it til you are bursting then it will hold more for you. If you go everytime you can just feel it then it will become lazy

 

[Jim]

I learned that one when I was a big beer drinker Taz, just seems that once you've broken the seal it never stops.

 

[elle2585]

Morning abz



That's where being a guy is a great advantage, flow and direction control

Heehee, hint for the ladies concerning direction here. If you sit nearer the front of the loo the wee won't hit the water thus the sound won't be as bad, in fact sometimes you can't hear it at all

you know you can train your bladder to hold more. If you hold it til you are bursting then it will hold more for you. If you go everytime you can just feel it then it will become lazy

well that's where my aunty's going wrong then, she goes to the bloody toilet every five minutes when we're out. It's like she's afraid that she'll get desperate so she just keeps going in case. no kidding, we were in dublin airport and from check in to getting on the plane she went around 5/6 times! crazy! Saying that, my big fear is getting desperate somewhere where you know you can't go straight away, like on long car journeys where it's down right uncomfortable n all. Oh and at the football, because I'm i'm not at the edge of a row and i need to disturb people to go to the loo, I always go before hand and during half time..

hmmm.. i see our conversation is once again highly intellectual :8855:x

 

[Jim]

LOL, intellectual indeed. I read that it is a medical fact that women need to pee less than men, something to do with bladders size?

 

[Gemstone]

When the Queen Mother died they asked one of her ladies in waiting what was the most important thing she had learnt from the Queen Mother - she said "Never miss a toilet opportunity" and as someone who HAS missed a toilet opportunity a time or two and reached the next one in agony, not knowing if I'd make it - that's a pretty good tip! I know what you mean though Taz and making sure your pelvic floor works with exercises helps with the process too x

 

[Gemstone]

Heehee, hint for the ladies concerning direction here. If you sit nearer the front of the loo the wee won't hit the water thus the sound won't be as bad, in fact sometimes you can't hear it at all

hmmm.. i see our conversation is once again highly intellectual :8855:x

The state of some of the toilets I end up going into I don't sit anywhere but as the ad says - it's a little more bother to hovver so I end up aiming for the centre point to avoid splash-back. It's a mathematical problem - the angle of dangle is very important you know :8855:

 

[Jim]

I know what you mean though Taz and making sure your pelvic floor works with exercises helps with the process too

and other things

 

[Gemstone]

Oooo..... I'm sure I have no idea what you mean Jim - although it was, I think, Germaine Greer that had a few tips on that one - I say no more!!!!

 

[abz]

ha. you wouldn't believe how well educated we all were would you... or maybe you would, since we don't try very hard to prove it

i'm a litre down already ladies. how are you going so far?

abz xx

 

[elle2585]

LOL, intellectual indeed. I read that it is a medical fact that women need to pee less than men, something to do with bladders size?

think that's more, Jim. I heard that we need to pee more because our bladder is smaller and a bit squished as we've got more stuff to fit around that area... which makes sense cos my dad never needs to bloody pee and he always get pissed off (for want of a better word, heehee) that he's stuck with a wife and three daughters on long car journeys cos we always need to stop for a loo break. x

 

[elle2585]

not far abz, about 500ml. but then you're aiming for double the amount that I am so i'd say i'm pretty cool where I am. already need the loo but i'm holding it in to strengthen my bladder hahahahaha....

 

[Gemstone]

not far abz, about 500ml. but then you're aiming for double the amount that I am so i'd say i'm pretty cool where I am. already need the loo but i'm holding it in to strengthen my bladder hahahahaha....

Me too - 500 mls in and I'm sitting here trying to guage how long I can hold it and still get up the stairs and on the loo in time :8855: