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Oh Vanessa you're so funny :D:D

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This is more or less what I think of as a muffin top ... mind you while looking for that I came across something I'd never heard of before - a reverse muffin top ... have you seen one?? If not - here ya go ....
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hmmmmmmmm not a look I aspire to tbh but I'm sure she's a lovely lady :D xx
 
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek where did u find that! Thought I'd deleted them all...
 
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Yep thats what i consider a muffin top too Jan :) x
 
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Doesn't everything just spill out over the top of them? :eek: Or are they not as tight as say an old fashioned girdle (God dont I sound OLD :()xx

YESSSS you doooo, hahahaa, jeez, I remember wearing a girdle years ago lol.

Eh! I thought a muffin top was lower tummy! Have I been deluding myself ... I have been known to get confused between muffin top and camels toe when drunk - bit of a standing (or falling over!!!) joke really! Especially now I realise that what I thought was a muffin top now proves to be a muffin top not...

Oh dear, time for a fag!

Ps. Nice menu - specially the Jaffa cake and animal biccies!
Vanessa, you make me laugh too.........you are a scream.
 
I never actually wore one Mary ... I've always been averse to feeling 'trussed up' .... maybe that's half my problem :) xx
 
Ok so what's a camel toe? I thought that they had hooves......
 
Vanessa you are such a howl. A great tonic.
Jan, I'm with you on the girdle/ shapewear debate. In my teens /twenties I rebelled and never even wore a bra ( they were perky enough!!)
All I can bear now is a bra. I have tried shapewear and just don't like them.
Emma well done on coping with all those kids without resorting to the biscuit tin to cope!!!
 
Well Happy Birthday to me :) :bday:

Really looking forward to seeing my family tonight, my parents, brother and aunties are coming over to ours for some wine, champagne and we are going to have a takeaway.

Have had a really nice morning with my 2 boys- my bf is going to bring out for a birthday lunch today xx

I think I am not going to point anything today but I will list everything I eat drink, new slushie fund starts tomorrow also.

Oh yes weighed myself this morning, my scales bounced between 9st 12lbs and 9st 13lbs, I will take the highest which means I am 10st 1lb :( My totm arrived this morning so am hoping I will see a loss mid week :(

Friday

B- Wg toast with strawberry jam
L- wg ham sambo, lf crisps
S- 2 jaffa cakes
S-handful of doritos
D-

Shall update food throughout the day xx
 
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Oh er....makes perfect sense now! Almost wish I hadn't asked, you learn something new everyday:D
 
Happy Birthday Emma!!!!! :candle1:

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Get and enjoy yourself for the day :D xxx
 
Happy birthday hun! Hope you have been spoiled!x
 
Happy Birthday Emma.....now where's the cake:D
 
Hope you have a fabby night for your birthday.
 
Thanks everyone!!! I am having such a lovely day!!! Have a glass of SB in hand, my dad and brother are here a few hours and my mum and mad aunties are on the way!!! Gonna order chinese My family parties are legendery...............poor neighbours :)
 
Hope you had a FAB evening :):) xxx
 
Oh deary me...........I am not fresh today!!!!

Ok so really overindulged last night :)

*chinese food
*some pringles
*some doritos and salsa dip
*Bottle of wine
*fresh Mojitos.....dont know how many glasses!!

Already have over indulged today!

*2 sausages,2 bacon, 2 slice white bread
*plate of left over chinese food
*glass of diet 7 up
*3 pints of water

Have to start getting ready soon :(
 
In order to do it all again? Excellent, sounds like a birthday well celebrated:D
 
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