From Maximus to Minimus - coming soon!

JimofTroy said:
Ummmmm.....

I know it's been a long time, and all that,
so my memory might be a bit rusty.

But if I remember rightly, if that's what Steve looks like under his boxers, ...

... isn't there something missing???

Or has it been so long that I've forgotten?
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Behave Sarah!

Maybe he's cold...;)
 
Is it safe to pop my head above the parapet?

I now have an an idea of what sexual harassment is all about and what poor women had to contend with for years at the hands of their cruel and sick male bosses:p

It is true you lot hunt in packs!

Then again so do cigarettes and I easily got rid of them:8855:

Whatever happened to "ladies" and does anyone know the meaning of the term demure?

I'm keeping scores here and it's not looking good. Most (not all - one or two "classy" exceptions) are in minus figures:eek::eek:
 
Actually, I'll probably have to change my avatar soon as I'm no longer an angel from the north but a corrupted soul!

;)
 
Maximus said:
Is it safe to pop my head above the parapet?

I now have an an idea of what sexual harassment is all about and what poor women had to contend with for years at the hands of their cruel and sick male bosses:p
Oh, if only that were true........the only harassment I get these days is from young men trying to soften me up so I will put a good word in for them to my daughters :cry:
It is true you lot hunt in packs!

Then again so do cigarettes and I easily got rid of them:8855:

Whatever happened to "ladies" and does anyone know the meaning of the term demure?

I'm keeping scores here and it's not looking good. Most (not all - one or two "classy" exceptions) are in minus figures:eek::eek:
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No doubt I am on a minus.........a big fat minus :D I feel honoured to at least be the best at something lol
 
Well I do hope I'm coming a close second Lou!!! ;)

Do you keep a league table Stevie babe??? :flirt2:
 
Chelsea Lou said:
No doubt I am on a minus.........a big fat minus :D I feel honoured to at least be the best at something lol
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Minus? - Lou you're beyond bottom - relegated and (morally?) bankrupt;)
skinnydawn said:
Well I do hope I'm coming a close second Lou!!! ;)

Do you keep a league table Stevie babe??? :flirt2:
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Indeed, if i did, you two would be chief corrupters. Did none of you watch My Fair Lady? - is there no Ms Doolitle's left in the world?

Now then... moving swiftly on;)

Someone asked earlier or mentioned the Florida planning. It is now three weeks tomorrow before I set off for overnight stay in Mancunia.

Tonight I started planning properly. Or rather purchasing!

Tonight I ordered the following tickets.

14 days all Disney Parks
14 days all Universal Parks
Already have annual pass for Gatorland
Have booked match tickets and trip to go see my first American Football NFL game inc. transport and meal travelling from Orlando to Jacksonville to watch Jacksonville Cougars v New Orleans Saints - a 10 hour experience.
Booked tickets to Kennedy Space Centre to be an astronaut for the day (over the moon with that lol)
Also booked a couple of meals at the Hard Rock Cafe in Orlando -- a cool place to eat with all the rock and roll memoribilia on the walls etc.
oh and threw in a couple of rounds of crazy golf too just to relax a little.

So they are all booked and paid for. Now I need a lie down, a stiff drink or a pay-rise! - actually I need all three, but hey, that's it. Everything is now booked, paid for, villa, car, spending money, insurance. All done.

Time to book the next one;)

Nothing to do with food, SW or health, but indirectly it is, as apart from the downer of having to pay for such fun;) the feel good factor will soon kick in.

Not so much in need of a break or even a rest, but deffo need some heat and a bit colour in these pasty features;)

It's turned winter in the northeast as far as I'm concerned!

Steve
 
Maximus said:
Minus? - Lou you're beyond bottom - relegated and (morally?) bankrupt;)
Just call me West Ham :cry:

Indeed, if i did, you two would be chief corrupters. Did none of you watch My Fair Lady? - is there no Ms Doolitle's left in the world?
I'm the one and only Dolittle ....... do little housework, do little exercise :D
Now then... moving swiftly on;)

Someone asked earlier or mentioned the Florida planning. It is now three weeks tomorrow before I set off for overnight stay in Mancunia.

Tonight I started planning properly. Or rather purchasing!

Tonight I ordered the following tickets.

14 days all Disney Parks
14 days all Universal Parks
Already have annual pass for Gatorland
Have booked match tickets and trip to go see my first American Football NFL game inc. transport and meal travelling from Orlando to Jacksonville to watch Jacksonville Cougars v New Orleans Saints - a 10 hour experience.
Booked tickets to Kennedy Space Centre to be an astronaut for the day (over the moon with that lol)
Also booked a couple of meals at the Hard Rock Cafe in Orlando -- a cool place to eat with all the rock and roll memoribilia on the walls etc.
oh and threw in a couple of rounds of crazy golf too just to relax a little.

So they are all booked and paid for. Now I need a lie down, a stiff drink or a pay-rise! - actually I need all three, but hey, that's it. Everything is now booked, paid for, villa, car, spending money, insurance. All done.

Time to book the next one;)

Nothing to do with food, SW or health, but indirectly it is, as apart from the downer of having to pay for such fun;) the feel good factor will soon kick in.

Not so much in need of a break or even a rest, but deffo need some heat and a bit colour in these pasty features;)

It's turned winter in the northeast as far as I'm concerned!

Steve
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Steve, with all that on your 'to do' list you won't have time for food and you will come back weighing about 9 stones :eek: Sounds good though
 
Maximus said:
Is it safe to pop my head above the parapet?

I now have an an idea of what sexual harassment is all about and what poor women had to contend with for years at the hands of their cruel and sick male bosses:p

It is true you lot hunt in packs!

Then again so do cigarettes and I easily got rid of them:8855:

Whatever happened to "ladies" and does anyone know the meaning of the term demure?

I'm keeping scores here and it's not looking good. Most (not all - one or two "classy" exceptions) are in minus figures:eek::eek:
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Maximus said:
Actually, I'll probably have to change my avatar soon as I'm no longer an angel from the north but a corrupted soul!

;)
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Oh Stevie my baby boy. Mumsie is always so worried about you when she drops in to see how you are.:(

I think perhaps I should stay home in my own diary.....it is safer there;)
 
Maximus said:
Whatever happened to "ladies" and does anyone know the meaning of the term demure?

I'm keeping scores here and it's not looking good. Most (not all - one or two "classy" exceptions) are in minus figures:eek::eek:
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Ladies? Hummm now let me think.
I might have seen one with that flying pig that went past last night.
To quote my hubby "That ain't no lady, that's my wife!".

Or am I in the classy category? :D:D:D:D:D
 
Chelsea Lou said:
Steve, with all that on your 'to do' list you won't have time for food and you will come back weighing about 9 stones :eek: Sounds good though
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Thanks Lou, really looking forward to our meeting on Saturday;)
fillymum said:
Oh Stevie my baby boy. Mumsie is always so worried about you when she drops in to see how you are.:(

I think perhaps I should stay home in my own diary.....it is safer there;)
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Trouble is, you warned me against these types, but Poppa told me they were the best;) - confused and tortured soul I am.:p

Pommette said:
Ladies? Hummm now let me think.
I might have seen one with that flying pig that went past last night.
To quote my hubby "That ain't no lady, that's my wife!".

Or am I in the classy category? :D:D:D:D:D
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What do you think?
ginlin said:
Your plans for Florida are looking good!
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Thanks Lynne! - I try to do the stuff I wouldn't normally do, or try a few more experiences. Haven't booked the Police Shooting Range yet, but I fancy that too! - Oh and a balloon ride;)

Swimming with Manatees sounds cool, but not sure I will have the time to do it all. Looks like I better book for next year!:eek:

Oh there was a one where I could go up and take the controls in one of those bi-planes (I never realised planes had sexual orientation) very expensive though for what it is. I always fancied myself as Biggles:eek:

Could be another challenge...

S
 
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