LIVERPOOL MEET - UPDATE

[Mrs Depp]

sqwauk sqwauk, And whatever noise a chicken makes

I think it's more of a buck buck noise!

 

[Heaven can wait]

Mrs depp you will have to bring your other half Johnny along as we havnt got stud muffin now Alan bowed out!

 

[Mrs Depp]

Haha Carole! I'd never be able to share JD with anyone if I ever got my hands on him lol! I'd be the possessive girlfriend who didn't let him out of my sight!

Stud muffin Allan? You'll be giving him an inflated ego (I was gonna say big head but I know how much he loves a double entendre!)

 

[Heaven can wait]

PMSL!!!

 

[Mrs Depp]

 

[Allan G]

See gossiping behind my back when i cant defend myself, It`s my Birthday, so i cant tell Mrs G that i am going to snub her invite for a night out so i can spend it with a load of strange females,( Hang on 1 wife or several women in a hotel????) i will get back to you on that one

 

[Mrs Depp]

See gossiping behind my back when i cant defend myself, It`s my Birthday, so i cant tell Mrs G that i am going to snub her invite for a night out so i can spend it with a load of strange females,( Hang on 1 wife or several women in a hotel????) i will get back to you on that one

LOL LOL

 

[Allan G]

After consulting my better half, i have decided to accept her invite, as a kick in the B#lls and a black eye dont sound too appealing

 

[Mrs Depp]

After consulting my better half, i have decided to accept her invite, as a kick in the B#lls and a black eye dont sound too appealing

Sensible man! You've got to keep the Mrs happy - at all costs! You have learned well Grasshopper!

 

[Allan G]

Oh yes, she is 5ft 11 tall, and can pack a punch, i made the mistake of showing her some self defence techniques, now she uses them against me

 

[Mrs Depp]

Oh yes, she is 5ft 11 tall, and can pack a punch, i made the mistake of showing her some self defence techniques, now she uses them against me

She sounds like a clever woman - what does she see in you? lol

 

[Allan G]

She sounds like a clever woman - what does she see in you? lol

My charm, my whit, my big c##k?? No it`s probably cos i do most of the house work, cooking, ironing and earn good money

 

[Mrs Depp]

My charm, my whit, my big c##k?? No it`s probably cos i do most of the house work, cooking, ironing and earn good money

Don't forget your modesty too eh? lol

Mrs G's got you well trained Allan! Well done to her! She should definitely be on this site giving us all tips!

 

[Allan G]

Don't forget your modesty too eh? lol

Mrs G's got you well trained Allan! Well done to her! She should definitely be on this site giving us all tips!

I keep telling her, i`m only with her cos no one else can look after or pamper her as much as i do, and 20years together shows i must be doing something right

 

[Mrs Depp]

I keep telling her, i`m only with her cos no one else can look after or pamper her as much as i do, and 20years together shows i must be doing something right

So that old tale about 'treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen' isn't true then? Or are you just an old softie who likes to make out you're a hard man? Awww bless!!

 

[Allan G]

So that old tale about 'treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen' isn't true then? Or are you just an old softie who likes to make out you're a hard man? Awww bless!!

Hard on the outside with a soft centre just like a big bar of chocolate, and i give her just as much pleasure

 

[Mrs Depp]

Hard on the outside with a soft centre just like a big bar of chocolate, and i give her just as much pleasure

Are you sure about that? Have you asked her?

 

[Heaven can wait]

i def think you made the right decision Alan , after all we dont want a battered hub on our consciences, and to be honest I dont think you could have handled us all anyway.......

 

[Mrs Depp]

We're waaaay too much for Allan to handle! lol

 

[Allan G]

We're waaaay too much for Allan to handle! lol

I can give as good as i get, i`m a big boy now, not as big as i was. you lot dont scare me