Pregnancy and Baby Advice Thread: From Conception to Birth, and Beyond!

[missy1978]

Lol can you not Sarah? Oh I have to with hubby. Ill always warn him if I've done one... "Babe, I've just had a poo...I'd leave it 10 mins" lol xx

It's funny, he has really odd prudish moments! He's fine with period talk for example but poo? Hell no. I can't even go near the bathroom if he's in there lol!

 

[Dubchick81]

It's funny, he has really odd prudish moments! He's fine with period talk for example but poo? Hell no. I can't even go near the bathroom if he's in there lol!

Ha ha I can't even mention sanitary to j n he near vomits lol

 

[MrsLmc]

ha Frances you and J are well suited!!
I must say my hubby takes it all with a pinch of salt. When my IBS was at its worse he was so used to planning trips around nearest toilets for me lol. He's very good at getting me 'personal items' if he's in a shop too and I ask him too.

 

[PrincessPeach]

Lol your so funny xx

 

[Dubchick81]

ha Frances you and J are well suited!!
I must say my hubby takes it all with a pinch of salt. When my IBS was at its worse he was so used to planning trips around nearest toilets for me lol. He's very good at getting me 'personal items' if he's in a shop too and I ask him too.

J has a freak attack if I ask him to bring a pack upstairs!!! Ya'd think he was touching a used one from his reaction...

 

[pjallen1982]

Ha ha this is all cracking me up. I can talk poo, periods, whatever with Paul thankfully. In fact I shared my fear with him that I will go into labour, be told to push and will fart or poo myself and will be mortified. He said it doesn't matter as long as baby and I are ok, and expects the midwifes see it a lot. Bless him, but still would rather I didn't lose that bit of dignity too!! Ha ha

 

[shenzi]

Ha ha this is all cracking me up. I can talk poo, periods, whatever with Paul thankfully. In fact I shared my fear with him that I will go into labour, be told to push and will fart or poo myself and will be mortified. He said it doesn't matter as long as baby and I are ok, and expects the midwifes see it a lot. Bless him, but still would rather I didn't lose that bit of dignity too!! Ha ha

Exactly the same here with us, we are very open, especially with my IBS I've had no choice so good job really lol xx

 

[Dubchick81]

Exactly the same here with us, we are very open, especially with my IBS I've had no choice so good job really lol xx

Yea my IBS can make things all the more difficult for me.. But I would DIE...
I think its how I was raised though TBH.. My Mam would never talk about anything "unlady" and when putting away shopping she'd leave any lady products in her trolley until there were no men about the house and then stash them.. She'd never hang bra's or our underwear with the socks etc.. She was proper old fashioned in that respect.. I don't think its a bad thing...

I've told J he's not coming in the labour ward with me... For that (poo) reason.. Haven't told him its for that reason abviously, but it is for that reason.. He can support me from outside and come in just as baby's about to pop out.. Or has popped out n he wants to cut the cord then..

 

[Cai]

Hubby and I burp in front of each other and really laugh at it but nothing else!!
I will now wee with the door ajar as I hear him wee all the time (why is men's wee so powerful??) but that's it! No poo talk and doors firmly locked and often diff floors!! Lol

When in labour he stayed firmly by my head and insists he saw nothing!!
And when I was being stitched up I farted so loud and for ages....the doctors paused and I said ' omg is that me??' They said everyone does it when muscles have relaxed. I laughed and looked at hubby who had walked away and was looking out if an imaginary window (staring at a wall lol) x

 

[missy1978]

Hubby and I burp in front of each other and really laugh at it but nothing else!! I will now wee with the door ajar as I hear him wee all the time (why is men's wee so powerful??) but that's it! No poo talk and doors firmly locked and often diff floors!! Lol When in labour he stayed firmly by my head and insists he saw nothing!! And when I was being stitched up I farted so loud and for ages....the doctors paused and I said ' omg is that me??' They said everyone does it when muscles have relaxed. I laughed and looked at hubby who had walked away and was looking out if an imaginary window (staring at a wall lol) x

The burping and farting in front on each other is acceptable in our house lol, nothing else though. Pooing and weeing is well out of bounds!

 

[Danni86]

Laughing so much at that Cai! :-D

We're the same burping and farting is ok, everything else is behind closed doors! Just as well I've done nothing but burp since I got pregnant!

 

[Dubchick81]

Hubby and I burp in front of each other and really laugh at it but nothing else!!
I will now wee with the door ajar as I hear him wee all the time (why is men's wee so powerful??) but that's it! No poo talk and doors firmly locked and often diff floors!! Lol

When in labour he stayed firmly by my head and insists he saw nothing!!
And when I was being stitched up I farted so loud and for ages....the doctors paused and I said ' omg is that me??' They said everyone does it when muscles have relaxed. I laughed and looked at hubby who had walked away and was looking out if an imaginary window (staring at a wall lol) x

Yes Cai... THIS is us... I burp in front of him.. Sometimes he'll laugh.. Other times he'll call me a pig.. Then I'll do it louder LOL
But that's it.. And yes... Doors locked and tap running when "going toilet"... I go wee upstairs if he's in the house... Never in the downstairs loo and the doors left ajar only at night time.. I do be too sleepy to care!!!
But OMG... Our bathroom is right above our sofa so his first wee in the morning sounds like I'm gona get a shower from it (on weekends only.. I don't get to feel the sofa before work.. lol)

 

[Sammielouise071]

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Gosh me and my bf are really vulgar compared to you lot haha !
We're just so comfortable around each other nothings off limits to talk about ..although we do draw the line at closing the door when were on the loo .
We are always taking the p ***s out of each other about toilet stuff though lol and bf loves burping in my face (gross)
I wouldn't have it any other way although though .. Although I am petrified of pooing when in labour .. Don't think he'd ever let me live that down lol . Xxx

 

[Dubchick81]

Gosh me and my bf are really vulgar compared to you lot haha !
We're just so comfortable around each other nothings off limits to talk about ..although we do draw the line at closing the door when were on the loo .
We are always taking the p ***s out of each other about toilet stuff though lol and bf loves burping in my face (gross)
I wouldn't have it any other way although though .. Although I am petrified of pooing when in labour .. Don't think he'd ever let me live that down lol . Xxx

If anyone heard the way we talk to each other sometimes they'd think we were enemies.. not a couple.. We rip shreds off each other taking the p1ss... He farts n belches n all sorts in front of me... But its not a 2 way thing at all... Sometimes now a little fart might slip out (happened again last night actually..oops.. so I think its a total fart count of 4 in the last 4 years.. Coule be up to 5 tho) but I do be mortified.
Our coversations would usually be quite monitored... But we've had some very open conversations since being pregnant...

 

[sarah_lou1981]

Haha I love this conversation. We fart in front of each other all the time. After nights I used to get really bad wind so when I got in bed at 6am Tom would spoon me and I'd fart on him he burps too but I can't burp, I've done it about 6 times ever. Even when I was a baby I didn't. We also wee in front of each other and are happy talking about poo, periods etc but pooing and period stuff is done behind closed doors! We do go in the bathroom straight after each other though.

 

[Dubchick81]

Cringing... LOL

No all things periods make J sick.. not literally but he can't hear about them.. The most period talk we've had between has been "TOM's come to visit" and "you dont have a period while pregnant"
He asked me the other day why there were "lady things in the bathroom bin when i'm getting lady things now coz I'm pregnant" My answer was simply "You don't really want to know the answer to that do you?" To which he said "No.. Actually you're right. Thanks. I don't want to know!" And that was the conversation over... LOL

Sometimes when J does a horribel loud rank fart I would love to retaliate n do it back to let him know how rank it is.. but I can't bring myself

 

[PrincessPeach]

Hi ladies,

I was just reading something about breech babies and was wondering what you'd do/want if the unlikely event occured where your baby is breech going into labour?

I know they recommend having a c section if there are certain factors, like the baby's foot being below his/her bum etc but how would you feel? Would you still want to go for a Vaginal birth, or would you opt for a c section? xx

 

[Cai]

Cringing... LOL No all things periods make J sick.. not literally but he can't hear about them.. The most period talk we've had between has been "TOM's come to visit" and "you dont have a period while pregnant" He asked me the other day why there were "lady things in the bathroom bin when i'm getting lady things now coz I'm pregnant" My answer was simply "You don't really want to know the answer to that do you?" To which he said "No.. Actually you're right. Thanks. I don't want to know!" And that was the conversation over... LOL Sometimes when J does a horribel loud rank fart I would love to retaliate n do it back to let him know how rank it is.. but I can't bring myself

Oh some of that might change!! Lol. Hubby has had to help me on and off with trousers and knickers! Inc soiled pads!! Ha ha ha. I think he gips and I don't blame him. I get v embarrassed and tell him no to look at me/it but I know he knows he has seen something unquestionable. But we don't talk about it!
He even once had to help me off the loo an I hadn't flushed!!
Wee is like a red colour and it dripped onto the seat! Yuk!!! ....hmmmm no wonder he hasn't cleaner he bathroom for a while lol Xx

 

[Dubchick81]

Oh some of that might change!! Lol. Hubby has had to help me on and off with trousers and knickers! Inc soiled pads!! Ha ha ha. I think he gips and I don't blame him. I get v embarrassed and tell him no to look at me/it but I know he knows he has seen something unquestionable. But we don't talk about it!
He even once had to help me off the loo an I hadn't flushed!!
Wee is like a red colour and it dripped onto the seat! Yuk!!! ....hmmmm no wonder he hasn't cleaner he bathroom for a while lol Xx

Cai.. Honestly... WORST NIGHTMARE...

 

[PrincessPeach]

Hi ladies,

I was just reading something about breech babies and was wondering what you'd do/want if the unlikely event occured where your baby is breech going into labour?

I know they recommend having a c section if there are certain factors, like the baby's foot being below his/her bum etc but how would you feel? Would you still want to go for a Vaginal birth, or would you opt for a c section? xx

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