Andrea81
Success = Dreams>Excuses
Dear Cousin
You really are a turd.
Firstly, don't agree to go away on holiday with me and then shrug off every suggestion I make, saying you don't fancy this and that because it's not right on the beach and you'll have to walk / the transfer is too long etc. It's not just about you you know, there are two of us going (well that's what I thought). Don't then go on to suggest a holiday on a completely different date when you know I won't be able to get time off work. You have already assumed, by looking at flights from Stansted only that it's a given that we're going to fly from there and I'll have to get connecting flights from Newcastle before and after the holiday (at my own expense). We have been on holiday numerous times in the last ten years and NOT ONCE have we flown from Newcastle. Please don't then go on to book and go on said holiday at the time when I can't go (going with some random bloke who is letting you use him because he wants to get into your pants) and not tell me, instead letting me READ ABOUT IT ON FACEBOOK!!!!! when you're actually there and not before.
Secondly, it would be really nice of you to think about someone else for a change and not just disregard my plea to go on holiday and be out of the country for my 30th by saying August's too expensive THEN book a holiday with your brother for September and not think to ask me if I would like to tag along.
Your ever loyal and shat-upon cousin.
The Mug.
You really are a turd.
Firstly, don't agree to go away on holiday with me and then shrug off every suggestion I make, saying you don't fancy this and that because it's not right on the beach and you'll have to walk / the transfer is too long etc. It's not just about you you know, there are two of us going (well that's what I thought). Don't then go on to suggest a holiday on a completely different date when you know I won't be able to get time off work. You have already assumed, by looking at flights from Stansted only that it's a given that we're going to fly from there and I'll have to get connecting flights from Newcastle before and after the holiday (at my own expense). We have been on holiday numerous times in the last ten years and NOT ONCE have we flown from Newcastle. Please don't then go on to book and go on said holiday at the time when I can't go (going with some random bloke who is letting you use him because he wants to get into your pants) and not tell me, instead letting me READ ABOUT IT ON FACEBOOK!!!!! when you're actually there and not before.
Secondly, it would be really nice of you to think about someone else for a change and not just disregard my plea to go on holiday and be out of the country for my 30th by saying August's too expensive THEN book a holiday with your brother for September and not think to ask me if I would like to tag along.
Your ever loyal and shat-upon cousin.
The Mug.