Jodieboo said:Dear Tinie Tempah,
Stop being so sexy and get in my bed.
Thanks!
MissSlinky2011 said:To myself,
Why did you eat so much rubbish this week when you really wanted to loose weight? You should be really dissapointed in yourself because you really let yourself down! Nobody else forced you to eat cakes and have a Chinese there is only you to blame!
You need to buck up your ideas this week!
Your a very disappointed self for putting on half a pound.
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Dear Manchester bar man,
I *know* I should be flattered to be asked for ID. I *know* many people would think it was amazing. But when it is closely followed by "sorry luv, you look really young. You sure it's real? You can pick them up for £15 now", I kinda get a bit narked. Yes, it's real. Not only do I look too young, but yes, I can also legally drive a car. Amazing huh? Plus, why do you have to be so loud about it? Yes, I look young, but I don't really want everyone at the bar mentally placing bets on how old I am, or giggling at me. I feel enough of a div as it is infront of my work colleagues, and I swear I couldn't have gone any redder if I tried. And to answer your question - No, you didn't make my day. The person who ID'd me for teaspoons, aged 24, did that
Yours, the person who has to take her ID everywhere :sigh:
Dear Manchester bar man,
I *know* I should be flattered to be asked for ID. I *know* many people would think it was amazing. But when it is closely followed by "sorry luv, you look really young. You sure it's real? You can pick them up for £15 now", I kinda get a bit narked. Yes, it's real. Not only do I look too young, but yes, I can also legally drive a car. Amazing huh? Plus, why do you have to be so loud about it? Yes, I look young, but I don't really want everyone at the bar mentally placing bets on how old I am, or giggling at me. I feel enough of a div as it is infront of my work colleagues, and I swear I couldn't have gone any redder if I tried. And to answer your question - No, you didn't make my day. The person who ID'd me for teaspoons, aged 24, did that
Yours, the person who has to take her ID everywhere :sigh:
Tootz, I totally sympathise. I've just gone 29 and am still getting ID'd everywhere. Last week in tescos (when I was still 28) by someone who seemed to be about 21
Till man "Need to see some ID for this wine"
Me "I'll just dig it out of my bag, won't be a sec" *hands over*
TM without looking at the passport "It's a compliment anyway right..." *looks at passport "Bloody hell, it is at YOUR AGE" *gives pp back*
Me "You cheeky sh!t!
TM *laughter*
Me *picks up bag and leaves red faced*
I was so taken aback my reply just slipped out
MissSlinky2011 said:Dear Asda,
I came to you instead of Tesco during the day to avoid cheap cakes and other naughtyness and you have failed me! How could you have crumpets, choux buns, chocolate fudge cake and garlic dough balls for less than 50p while I was there!
You are both in my bad books and I will go to morrisons in future!
Yours
A very guilty bargain shopper!
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kingleds said:Dear weather
Please decide what you want to do. I turned the storage heater on in my bedroom on friday night cos i was freezing, then woke up on saturday boiling hot, so i turned them back off, but then i woke up freezing this morning. Alao, i turned the living room one down last night cos it was like a sauna in my living room & now i can't feel my hands
Dear children leaving school
That wall you keep kicking your football onto is MY wall. Please stop, or i will burst your stupid football with a skewer!
Befanwi said:Don't be so hard on yourself, you're only human and beating yourself up won't make you feel any better dust yourself off, get back on plan and congratulate yourself for every decision you make on plan!!
After all, cakes are almost irresistible
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