Lmao our german shepherd used to do that when I was (much) younger, he would insist on coming in to the loo and then putting a paw on one knee with the most concerned look on his face lol - or maybe it was wind...
Emma's not allowed in the bathroom and she knows it but she does have a habit of laying outside the door then not moving when you come out. It's not easy to step over her without falling down the stairs lol!
speaking of falling, my friends daughter just had her leg out of cast last week a she had fractured it, she only went and fell down the stairs yesterday and did it again!
I have to admit - my 50 meg (!) broadband from virgin is pretty ropey. I've got a fall back now and paying for extra 3g on my ipad as last time it went down 2 mins before an important call