and as for....
aww that's not bad,he could have been a bum bandit with a wonky willie......*snort snort..snigger snigger....choke..that will teach me)
On the funny side, I do think there could be a book on my disastrous relationships - all of the following is completely true -
Serious B/f 1 - left me for the Church of Scientology
Serious B/2 - and 3 - philanderers who sh*gged other women at the same time
Serious B/f 4 - gave me an STD after sleeping with someone else - yeah thanks very much for that
Serious B/f 5 - manic depressive and cross dresser
And now this.