Unthoughtful people!

[vintagepockets]

Dear my skinny mum

Please stop asking me if everything you eat is bad for you and how many syns your bran flakes/bacon/salad has in it. You don't need to lose weight and even if you did YOUR NOT DOING SW so it doesn't matter how many syns you've had today!

 

[kingleds]

Dear world

Can you please just feck off & do one please? I'm bored & disappointed with you

 

[Princess_Stevie]

Dear tummy ache. Pleeeease go away, you are making me feel so uncomfortable and I still have an hour left at work before I can get home and have a nice warm bath, PJ's on and hot water bottle

 

[hendopig]

Dear sickness,


Please leave my dad alone. He has enough other stuff to deal with. You can live with me instead if you like?


Dear Doctors Receptionists,

I realise you have a horrible job and lots of people are vile to you. I, however am not and am following guidance from the hospice. Please don't treat me like an inconvenience for ringing you when home visits are meant to be in the morning. Yes I understand that but I am doing as I'm told. Why do you have to make everything such a nightmare and behave like people are a nuisance. Surely you are employed because people are ill?

Regards

Frustrated / stressed person who is meant to know what to do with sick parent but has no idea.

 

[sparty]

Speak to the practice manager and explain you need their staff to help not hinder as you are going through a distressing process - which it is clear for them to see.

Be nice and they will likely apologise and slap wrists and hopefully you will get some help.

Thinking of you xx

 

[Shirleen]

Dear feet,

Stop throbbing! I said STOP IT!

 

[GothGoddess]

Dear feet,

Stop throbbing! I said STOP IT!

Soak your feet in one bowl of warm water, then a cool one... Works a treat...xx

 

[hendopig]

Speak to the practice manager and explain you need their staff to help not hinder as you are going through a distressing process - which it is clear for them to see.

Be nice and they will likely apologise and slap wrists and hopefully you will get some help.

Thinking of you xx

Thank you. Sometimes it just seems like everything's against you but onwards and upwards

 

[kingleds]

Dear Work Colleagues

The purpose of the reply to all button in Outlook is to share something with everyone on the email distribution list

The purpose of the reply button is to share something with a single person on the email distribution list.

For goodness sake please learn the difference!

 

[Mrs.S.]

Dear Work Colleagues

The purpose of the reply to all button in Outlook is to share something with everyone on the email distribution list

The purpose of the reply button is to share something with a single person on the email distribution list.

For goodness sake please learn the difference!

Oohs anything juicy?? x

 

[kingleds]

Oohs anything juicy?? x

I wish!

 

[ColJack]

Dear brother... Thanks for inviting yourself round tomorrow night!!!
I'm what I would consider a borderline candidate for "how clean is your house" or "hoarders" maybe so I've had to take an afternoon off work to clean my flat...

I've also had to buy in some beer so I've something to offer you...

 

[*Emsie*]

Dear brother... Thanks for inviting yourself round tomorrow night!!!
I'm what I would consider a borderline candidate for "how clean is your house" or "hoarders" maybe so I've had to take an afternoon off work to clean my flat...

I've also had to buy in some beer so I've something to offer you...

Is it not a good thing to see your brother?

 

[Shirleen]

Dear brother... Thanks for inviting yourself round tomorrow night!!!
I'm what I would consider a borderline candidate for "how clean is your house" or "hoarders" maybe so I've had to take an afternoon off work to clean my flat...

I've also had to buy in some beer so I've something to offer you...

Dear ColJack, sorry for inviting myself.... Please could you invite me next time? Cheers
pp Your Brother


Lol!

 

[jamjar15]

Dear brother... Thanks for inviting yourself round tomorrow night!!!
I'm what I would consider a borderline candidate for "how clean is your house" or "hoarders" maybe so I've had to take an afternoon off work to clean my flat...

I've also had to buy in some beer so I've something to offer you...

I love cleaning (strange I know!!) I would have done it for you!!!!

 

[ColJack]

Is it not a good thing to see your brother?

I see him every sunday at mom and dads fior Sunday tea..

To be fair, I'm now glad he did.. It was the kick in the bum I needed to clean that pigsty up!!!
Still have 3 more rooms to clean so I'll do those over the next few weekends but it's a good start..

 

[ColJack]

You're on!! Where do you live?

 

[jamjar15]

You're on!! Where do you live?

Me?? North west lol

 

[kingleds]

Dear Mr Jeremy Hunt

You are a moron with no right to an opinion on ANYTHING, let alone the issue you are in the news about today. Please just go away you silly little man.

 

[gazter]

Dear Mr Jeremy Hunt

You are a moron with no right to an opinion on ANYTHING, let alone the issue you are in the news about today. Please just go away you silly little man.

but he is bang on this one. Well done Jeremy.