Dearest darling husband.
BOG OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!
I'm not stupid, I know slimming world Is a business that wants to make money, every business does. I am not spending a massive amount of money on classes every week, unlike your wine purchases, my class costs less than £5 per week. You spend more than 4x that every week on alcohol (yes, we all have our crutches).
Tell him maybe he could give up £5 of his drinking allowance for your class
I am paying this money every week because I am not capable of doing this by myself, I do not have the willpower. I know you think all slimming classes are a con and only fools pay money to have someone weight them. If losing weight was as simple as "stop stuffing my face and getting off my fat arse" then I would look like a sodding supermodel and would be sharing my bed with George clooney, not you!
Haha you tell him girl!
It makes me flaming mad that you think you have the right to call me unpleasant names because I'm overweight but when I try to do something to rectify that you give me a 10min lecture on how stupid and gullible I am and how all I have to do Is listen to you and all my weight problems will be solved.
Wow, Next time he calls you names maybe call him some back. He wouldn't like being call a pisshead after a short while.
Get off my back and leave me alone. If you can't say anything supportive then keep your mouth shut.
Your not so loving wife