Liverbird52
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Welshtigger said:
Me too
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Unthoughtful people!
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sarah_lou1981
Back again!!
gettingfitat50 said:I can't reverse park.I wil drive another mile up the road to find a parking space.
Im exactly the same, can go backwards as well as I go forwards. Far easier
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JezVonSavage
Lost in the Supermarket
She most definitely can't!! Make a complaint.
conlou1
Gold Member
dear my beautiful sleep terrorist 9 month old
mummy needs to sleep, im sorry this interferes with the hours and hours of crying and complaining you need to do, but if i dont sleep i will die, i am sure of it. i also need to dye my hair so you sleeping late evening would be beneficial, also needing a bath as im still in my work clothes and am smelly and greasy and would like to pop my pj's on. i know you can sleep through you have done it plenty of times before so why you choose to be naughty when mummy is alone and cant have a break is beyond me... also it is not mummys fault you cant crawl, please dont bite me on the foot in temper cos you cant figure out how to do it, it hurt and i actually shed a little tear.
lots of love your tired, greasy, smelly unkempt mother.
dear lying twattish husband
you are in for a whole world of pain, you told me you had to leave at 4.30 so you could go to the gym, i, like a stupid moron actually believed you. you were in fact going to get drunk, which is fine, but you told me you had to leave me to do all the kids teas, get them to bed and attempt to get my own tea amongst this chaos after i had been at work and not eaten all day myself. then to say you decided not to go takes the piss. you could have helped me and at least allowed me to get a bath before you ran out of the house. also, the gym membership YOU nagged and nagged for is not getting used as we agreed is it? going once in 6 weeks is not good enough, i want to go to the gym and dont see why i should take out another membership, therefore paying for 2 when i could just take over yours...but you insist 'i am going to start going' an excuse i have heard now for 3 whole months. you are full of ****. you wont go you will just keep flushing this money down the drain. you piss me off so much you never listen to anything i say even though time after time i am proved right cos you never stick to anything, you do things on a whim then muggins here has to deal with the crap you leave behind. dont think for one second that i am going to let this lie. straw.camel.back...work it out
dear cold, thanks for giving me an infection in my sinuses so i cant drink. i need one tonight but now i cant have one. i am so stressed it is unreal. and i have been so good on my diet i dont want to give in to temptation but fruit just aint cutting it.
aaaaah thats better!
mummy needs to sleep, im sorry this interferes with the hours and hours of crying and complaining you need to do, but if i dont sleep i will die, i am sure of it. i also need to dye my hair so you sleeping late evening would be beneficial, also needing a bath as im still in my work clothes and am smelly and greasy and would like to pop my pj's on. i know you can sleep through you have done it plenty of times before so why you choose to be naughty when mummy is alone and cant have a break is beyond me... also it is not mummys fault you cant crawl, please dont bite me on the foot in temper cos you cant figure out how to do it, it hurt and i actually shed a little tear.
lots of love your tired, greasy, smelly unkempt mother.
dear lying twattish husband
you are in for a whole world of pain, you told me you had to leave at 4.30 so you could go to the gym, i, like a stupid moron actually believed you. you were in fact going to get drunk, which is fine, but you told me you had to leave me to do all the kids teas, get them to bed and attempt to get my own tea amongst this chaos after i had been at work and not eaten all day myself. then to say you decided not to go takes the piss. you could have helped me and at least allowed me to get a bath before you ran out of the house. also, the gym membership YOU nagged and nagged for is not getting used as we agreed is it? going once in 6 weeks is not good enough, i want to go to the gym and dont see why i should take out another membership, therefore paying for 2 when i could just take over yours...but you insist 'i am going to start going' an excuse i have heard now for 3 whole months. you are full of ****. you wont go you will just keep flushing this money down the drain. you piss me off so much you never listen to anything i say even though time after time i am proved right cos you never stick to anything, you do things on a whim then muggins here has to deal with the crap you leave behind. dont think for one second that i am going to let this lie. straw.camel.back...work it out
dear cold, thanks for giving me an infection in my sinuses so i cant drink. i need one tonight but now i cant have one. i am so stressed it is unreal. and i have been so good on my diet i dont want to give in to temptation but fruit just aint cutting it.
aaaaah thats better!
Shirleen
Gold Member
Dear Antibodies,
You have been on strike for three months, so have been suffering this cold for three months, I got you 'help' from the Dr but you did nothing. I am so tired of being in pain when I swallow and not being able to hear. Please kick in and fight this off.
Your host
Dear hospital,
Please do my Sons operation fairly early tomorrow, I know at 15 he will be older than the other children, but please remember he IS still a child and won't cope with being left all day not eating or drinking, and I am not feeling well enough to cope with the constant whinging.
Thanks
Dear Body,
Quit the constant hunger mmmmkay?
You have been on strike for three months, so have been suffering this cold for three months, I got you 'help' from the Dr but you did nothing. I am so tired of being in pain when I swallow and not being able to hear. Please kick in and fight this off.
Your host
Dear hospital,
Please do my Sons operation fairly early tomorrow, I know at 15 he will be older than the other children, but please remember he IS still a child and won't cope with being left all day not eating or drinking, and I am not feeling well enough to cope with the constant whinging.
Thanks
Dear Body,
Quit the constant hunger mmmmkay?
LittleFlutterby
Fluffy lil flutterby :)
have you heard of "go the f*** to sleep"? i just got mum to listen to it- maybe make him lol
JezVonSavage
Lost in the Supermarket
God bless Sammy L.
Shirleen
Gold Member
At least it's a waking night! sometimes mine gets up at 4 am on a sleep in, and we don't get paid day rate then!
I'm a cruel bugger though and won't engage with him, he gets basic care and minimal conversation, usually he goes back to bed disgusted lol!
LittleFlutterby
Fluffy lil flutterby :)
Dear woman who is meant to be coming to look at my bike....
if you say between 11.30 and 12 i expect you to be here between 11.30 and 12! it's now 12.19 and I have things to do ffs! The bank shuts at 1 and I need to get there.
if you use the classic "my kid fell over and smashed it's face in so had to go to A+E" excuse, like about 5 other people have done in the past, i may just have to come over there and throttle you!
yours frustratingly,
skint and in need of some money
if you say between 11.30 and 12 i expect you to be here between 11.30 and 12! it's now 12.19 and I have things to do ffs! The bank shuts at 1 and I need to get there.
if you use the classic "my kid fell over and smashed it's face in so had to go to A+E" excuse, like about 5 other people have done in the past, i may just have to come over there and throttle you!
yours frustratingly,
skint and in need of some money
Lucky7
Lucky7
Dear Friend,
Please just get on with doing your own thing and let me get on with doing mine. If I've decided to have an alcohol-free January I don't need you to bully / guilt trip me into drinking. I am happy to come to your party this afternoon, but I'll be bringing my own drink and it will be sugar and alcohol free.
Your FB message (And you're telling me you won't drink booze with me this afternoon for fear of gaining lard?! It is a myth that alcohol is fattening. xxx) has already put me on my guard. Like I said to you, my reasons for doing January alcohol free are many and varied and I won't bore you with them. You enjoy your booze and leave me to do my thing and I promise that I'll be quite happy just to have your company. BUT, if you start trying to sway me I will be very, very cross.
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Please just get on with doing your own thing and let me get on with doing mine. If I've decided to have an alcohol-free January I don't need you to bully / guilt trip me into drinking. I am happy to come to your party this afternoon, but I'll be bringing my own drink and it will be sugar and alcohol free.
Your FB message (And you're telling me you won't drink booze with me this afternoon for fear of gaining lard?! It is a myth that alcohol is fattening. xxx) has already put me on my guard. Like I said to you, my reasons for doing January alcohol free are many and varied and I won't bore you with them. You enjoy your booze and leave me to do my thing and I promise that I'll be quite happy just to have your company. BUT, if you start trying to sway me I will be very, very cross.
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Snakes and ladders
Silver Member
Erm, I think booze *does* make you "lardy" to use her words!!!
Sam1988
I ♥ Slimming World
Ditto ditto ditto!!! Its only the 7th of the month and people are trying to sabotage my no drinking in January rule already!!! - Back off!!!
xxx
Samprand
WILL do it!
...yes, yessss A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!! seriously, its a massive hole, how is it even possible to miss?
heres an old saying, but serves as a good notice to all men - if you sprinkle when u tinkle, be sweet and wipe the seat
LittleFlutterby
Fluffy lil flutterby :)
Dear drunk guy who came into work,
I'm sorry your missus left you on xmas day, i understand the need for constant reassurance that you're not ugly, which my colleague gave you, but there was NO need to come up behind me and grab my waist. it took me half an hour to fully calm down. You should be grateful i wasn't stacking bottles because I would have smashed one over your f***ing head!
and
Dear scallies chased me half way home.
You're w@nkers. Why would you go about tormenting people? Why is it so funny? I wish that people like you would realise that some people have some pretty horrendous pasts and something like what you did would set them back a lot when it comes to progress in fixing their issues.
I'm now dreading going out....I'm petrified
I'm sorry your missus left you on xmas day, i understand the need for constant reassurance that you're not ugly, which my colleague gave you, but there was NO need to come up behind me and grab my waist. it took me half an hour to fully calm down. You should be grateful i wasn't stacking bottles because I would have smashed one over your f***ing head!
and
Dear scallies chased me half way home.
You're w@nkers. Why would you go about tormenting people? Why is it so funny? I wish that people like you would realise that some people have some pretty horrendous pasts and something like what you did would set them back a lot when it comes to progress in fixing their issues.
I'm now dreading going out....I'm petrified
conlou1
Gold Member
dear body,
catch up with my brain, i have got my head round actually sticking to my diet and i was good and had only 4 gin and slimline tonics all night after having a success express day...why have you decided to give me chronic indegestion? a tad mean i think!!
dear self,
stop being so hard on your poor hubby, he looked after the kids all day today with a hangover so you could go to the gym then get ready to go out and enjoy some time with your friends, time to stop moaning and nit picking now, hes really not that bad. poor bugger.
catch up with my brain, i have got my head round actually sticking to my diet and i was good and had only 4 gin and slimline tonics all night after having a success express day...why have you decided to give me chronic indegestion? a tad mean i think!!
dear self,
stop being so hard on your poor hubby, he looked after the kids all day today with a hangover so you could go to the gym then get ready to go out and enjoy some time with your friends, time to stop moaning and nit picking now, hes really not that bad. poor bugger.
conlou1
Gold Member
Dear drunk guy who came into work,
I'm sorry your missus left you on xmas day, i understand the need for constant reassurance that you're not ugly, which my colleague gave you, but there was NO need to come up behind me and grab my waist. it took me half an hour to fully calm down. You should be grateful i wasn't stacking bottles because I would have smashed one over your f***ing head!
and
Dear scallies chased me half way home.
You're w@nkers. Why would you go about tormenting people? Why is it so funny? I wish that people like you would realise that some people have some pretty horrendous pasts and something like what you did would set them back a lot when it comes to progress in fixing their issues.
I'm now dreading going out....I'm petrified
oh bless you
get a nice bath to relax and watch something funny on telly to take your mind off it hun. hope your ok x
JezVonSavage
Lost in the Supermarket
Samprand said:...yes, yessss A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!! seriously, its a massive hole, how is it even possible to miss?
heres an old saying, but serves as a good notice to all men - if you sprinkle when u tinkle, be sweet and wipe the seat
I once read in a magazine (take a break or saomething similar) that if you put a cork or a ping pong ball in the loo, a mans' psyche means they can't help but aim for it and they'll get all of their pee pee into the loo!
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