Vanessa's Maintenance blurb...

[summergurl]

2finger dollops today!! :giggle:

 

[JanD]

LOL I missed that! xx

 

[kered]

will be 3 finger dollops tomorrow lol.

 

[SandraB]

What's a finger dollop? Please don't tell me you actually put your finger in a tub of something and put it back in the fridge! That would be gross

 

[Zebs07]

pmsl ... yep probably will be 3 finger dollops today cos Tesco's be delivering a new tub!

And Sandra - call me Mistress Minger if you must but yeah, I do stick my finger in it then put it back in the fridge ... and relish every smidgen of it lol - I am the only one that eats the tuna pate if that makes you feel less sick.

PS: Just as well you dont have children - 5 second rule extends to 10 second rule extends to 30 second rule ... ad infinitum if your desperate lol

 

[SandraB]

Gross, gross, gross......you could at least use a spoon!

Don't understand the 5, 10 30 second rule? X

 

[summergurl]

Sandra!!!!! Come on this can't be another thing you've not done surely!! Live a little & try it

5second rule..... If you drop an item of food on the floor if you pick it up in 5seconds it's still edible!!! :giggle:

 

[SandraB]

No never! Just wouldn't occur to me......I will happily let the cats like my spoon if I'm eating yogurt or ice-cream though I guess that's gross enough for you!

Never heard of the rule for dropping things on the floor! Like that one......

I think the worst thing that I've done was a couple of Xmases ago, I was stuffing the turkey and when I'd finished I realised that I'd lost one of my acrylic nail extensions......I didn't do anything about it, just cooked the turkey and said nothing! I figured that as the nail was scarlet it would stand out quite easily if anybody came across it on their plate they didn't ...

Oh and I spat on Paul's egg and bacon sandwich once cos he was being a complete ar8ehole.

See, not perfect after all

 

[kered]

Love the spitting on his sandwich - he must have deserved it. Never done that myself though - Gross Sandra !!! LOL.

 

[JanD]

Sandra - please don't tell me you mean you let the cats lick your spoon then put it back in the yoghurt and back in your mouth. Now that REALLY is gross. At least the fingers we use to get a dollop of pate or whatever haven't previously been up or in very close proximity to our @rses!! Unlike a cat's tongue ... Oh God I feel ill ...

... but thanks - I now know what to think about if I'm tempted to 'pick' tonight.

 

[kered]

When I have yogurt, Maisey has the last two spoonfulls, but it doesnt go near my mouth, rinsed then into the dish-washer lol.

 

[summergurl]

Omg Sandra!!!!!!!! I hope you don't lick the spoon after!!!!! that really is much much worse than finger dolloping or the 5second rule :giggle:

 

[Zebs07]

Menu Thursday 10 March

Started off quite well then had a major carb-fest during evening - despite desperately cramming in a maintenance bar in the hopes it wud stop it. Plus despite knowing that if I drank more water, it wud help, I still reached for the bread bin instead of the tap ...lol. Am due-on so gonna blame that! Lol

B1 & 2: orange juice, OSS with ss milk, strawberries, pear
L: TLC mushroom pasta, WW choc mousse
D: maintenance bar
FEST/REST: 4 crumpets, 2 toast, mega butter, jam, marmite, snack a jacks, hot choc

2087 - 767 over - ooops lol

planned for today:

B: OSS ss milk, blueberries, WW peach yogurt
L: steamed salmon fillet, sweet potato
D: maintenance whip and banana
S: hot choc

( 967 kcal)

Depending how I feel, I may (just may) have salad instead of potato with the salmon to claw back a bit of carb damage! However if I'm still ravenous, I'm gonna again think due to period coming, and stick to potato otherwise I'll probably keep picking!

My mums coming to visit 2moro till Tuesday so although I'll log what I eat, I will not be even attempting to calorie count - would rather not know - so gonna count her holiday as a holiday for me too! Lol.

I already know I'm having bacon Brie pannini; chicken white sauce stuffed pancakes; oodles of home made bread (over all days) which, naturellement, requires toothmark butter; gammon casserole/soup; lasagne; creamy cheddar mushroom and smoked sausage tagliatelle. That's just the meals I've planned so far.... 2xmaintensnce meals and salads Tues-Fri next week me suspects! Lol

 

[Zebs07]

ocht sharing spoon with cat is way worse than a finger dollop .... urrgggghhhh!

Lol at the spit thing - I can safely say that no matter how angry, I cud never bring myself to do that! Saying that, that may be because there is no way I would be cooking for him if I was angry anyway... Lol

 

[Zebs07]

Ooops forgot about WI - quarter pound up on last WI ten days ago (that's better than I thought given last nite carb overload!!).

However the last WI was 2lb up from previous! No surprise there either - body does not want to be 11st 8lb lol .... 11st 10/11 is just too close to 12stone for that 4lb that's goes on and off at weekends! All in the head or whatever, I can't relax there! Doesn't matter how often I give myself a talking too .. Think I need scales that weigh 3lb light - cos it is just about the numbers lol

 

[irish molly]

Lol Vanessa! I would love those scales that make us weigh lighter. Unfortunately, my digital ones are far too accurate for my liking. Why are we always so number obsessed??

 

[SandraB]

Don't worry I put the spoon in the dishwasher after not back in my gob! and can't remember why Paul deserved a spit sarnie but he did as I've said (often) he can be a right git sometimes, doubtless he would be equally complimentary about me cos none of us is perfect.......

sounds like a yummy week ahead Nessa, any spare room for moi?

 

[summergurl]

Oooooh love the sound of all your meals for the next few days :drool:

 

[JanD]

I do too - especially the toothmark butter .. only thng missing is the helmanns xx

 

[summergurl]

No to toothmark butter now toothmark pâté and I'm yours x